Funny scenes dedicated to the professional holiday Teacher's Day can be performed at school during the celebration at a gala concert or at a corporate party. On this day, teachers are congratulated not only by students, but also by parents of children. If necessary, involve children and parents. Let them also receive a portion of positive emotions, and also show their acting talents.
Perhaps all that is required from teachers on this significant day is to receive congratulations and admiration.
Funny skit about teachers for Teacher's Day “Expectations and Reality”
On the stage there are 6 chairs in 3 rows and a blackboard. Four students come in and occupy the first rows, the teacher stands at the blackboard. The bell rings, the children rise from their seats and greet the teacher.
Presenter : Now let's take a look at school life from the outside. For your attention, the teacher's expectations and harsh reality. Scene one - late for class!
A quiet knock sounds and student #1 timidly steps onto the stage.
Teacher : Sinitsyn, why are you late?
Student No. 1 bashfully: Sorry, Maryivanna, I overslept. Can I come in?
Teacher : Of course. Come in, sit down. But don't be late again!
Student #1 nods and quietly moves to the last row.
Host : And now attention, reality.
Student No. 2 appears on stage to the music of “The Pink Panther.” The teacher writes something on the board. He sneaks around, silently high-fives all his classmates and takes a seat at the back.
Teacher : Oh, Romashkin! How did you end up here?
Student number 2 : What are you doing, Maryivanna! I've been sitting here from the very beginning. You just didn't notice.
The class laughs.
Presenter : Scene two - the teacher leaves the classroom during the lesson. Expectation.
Teacher : Guys, I’ll go out for a minute. Be quiet!
The teacher hides behind the scenes, the guys continue to write something and whisper.
Host : And now Reality.
The teacher is behind the scenes, the children jump up from their seats. The girls dance and gossip, and the boys throw papers, push and run around the stage. The teacher returns, everyone quickly runs to their places.
Presenter : Scene three - unscheduled test. Expectation.
Teacher : So, today we have an unscheduled test!
Student , raising her hand: Maryivanna, can we repeat the topics before we start?
Teacher : Okay, but only five minutes.
Pupils open books and read.
Host : And now Reality.
Teacher : Guys, we have an unscheduled test today.
Everything is out of order: Oh, I feel so bad! I'm dying! Can I go home? My head hurts! My stomach is churning! I'm sick!
Presenter : Scene four - the teacher is teaching a lesson. Expectation.
The teacher writes something on the board to the song “Twice two is four” and explains. Everyone listens quietly and obediently writes in their notebooks.
Host : Now pay attention! Reality.
The music is speeding up, the teacher is gesticulating, nervous. The guys clutch their heads, pretend to fall asleep, and in the last row someone falls out of their chair.
Presenter : And finally - the end of the lesson. Expectation.
Teacher : That's all for today, guys. Goodbye.
Students in chorus: Goodbye!
The bell rings, everyone gets up and calmly leaves.
Host : But what is Reality?
Teacher : That's all for today. Goodbye class.
Students : Goodbye!
The bell rings. Everyone jumps up, grabs their bags, speaks loudly, moves chairs, laughs and races out of the office.
Host : This is the harsh truth of school life. Thanks to the teachers for their patience and work! Cheerful music sounds, the actors come out to bow!
Original ideas for scenes
Fun school
In order for what is happening on stage to captivate and appeal to everyone, it is necessary to make everyone who is in one way or another involved in the educational process the characters in the skits.
Imagine: a journalist comes to your school and is preparing a report about your educational institution.
. Think about what funny or unusual thing he will see? Who will he meet? In what situations? What will he hear if he interviews teachers, students, and the director? In a word, look at your school from the outside, through the eyes of this journalist, write everything down, and then act it out.
How Vovochka grew up
It’s good to act out a scene in which one student, say Vovochka, will be shown in different periods of life
(naturally, Vovochka of different ages should be played by different students). Here he is a first grader and the principal scolds him for getting dirty from head to toe while running in the yard during recess. Here Vovochka is already a fifth grader and the director scolds him for his poor performance and threatens to call his parents.
But this doesn’t scare the boy, as he hid all the belts at home. Ninth-grader Vova comes on stage next. The director grabs his head and reproaches him for the broken window. Then eleventh grade, exams, conversations about the future profession, which the graduate has not yet decided on.
And it all ends with the scene when Vova grew up and became the director of this very school, and in front of him stands a little first-grader, whom he scolds for getting dirty during a walk.
Role reversal
Every student at least once in his life dreamed of having a teacher in his place.
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Imagine a class in which your teachers study. How do they behave? How do they answer in class? What grades do they get? By acting out such a scene, you will give a lot of positivity to both yourself and the teachers.
Funny scene for the holiday of October 5 for high school students (grades 6-11)
(Author Vavilchenkova E.M.)
- Characters:
- First high school student
- Second high school student
- Third high school student
- Fourth high school student
- Fifth high school student
- Enthusiastic high school student
- teacher
- First seller
- Second seller
A group of 6 high school students run onto the stage.
They line up and take turns starting to speak with inspiration and elation.
First high school student : Our dears!
Second high school student : Favorite!
Third high school student : Dear!
Fourth high school student : Honored!
Fifth high school student : Adored!
Enthusiastic high school student : (continues) Beloved, unforgettable, wrapped up, muzzled, bungled...
First high school student : (interrupts, covering the Enthusiastic mouth with his hand) What are you talking about? (Strokes him on the head and explains to the audience) I was completely stunned, poor thing. He started talking.
The group of students continues:
First high school student : Our dear teachers!
Second high school student : We love you!
Third high school student : Respect!
Fourth high school student : Let's read!
First high school student : We love it!
Enthusiastic high school student: (continues with inspiration) We bow, admire, admire, wonder...
First high school student : (interrupting) Maybe stop fawning?
Enthusiastic high school student: (persistently and stubbornly) No way!
Group of students (continue one by one).
First high school student : Yes! We understand how difficult it is for you!
Second high school student : With us, the unlucky ones!
Third high school student: Unassembled!
Fourth high school student : Impolite!
First high school student : Inattentive!
Enthusiastic high school student : (interrupts and continues alone) Lazy, loud, talkative, rabid...
First high school student : (indignantly) Well, I'm tired of it! (Clamps the mouth of the Enthusiastic)
Enthusiastic high school student : (continues to shout something incomprehensible with his mouth clamped) Po, ti, ka, lyu, si... etc. (Classmates “calm down” an inflatable baton hanging from two comrades’ arms).
First high school student: (continues) We understand you, we sympathize with you with all our hearts and want to help you. We invite you to the store of amazing inventions “To help our dear teacher.”
The curtain opens. On the stage there are tables with objects laid out on them - experimental goods. Two students are sitting on chairs. They will participate in the experiment. There are two sellers at the tables with goods: active, cheerful, very kind.
First seller : (joyfully) Here comes the first visitor! Please pass!
Teacher : (timid, nervous, insecure, glasses on the tip of her nose, which she constantly adjusts; she shudders at everything, constantly turns around in fear, fiddling with something in her hands, speaks quietly and politely) Hello. Excuse me, did I get to the store?
Second seller : (helpful) Glad to serve! What do you want?
Teacher : I would like something... to... help...
First seller : (broad gesture towards the items) Please! Widest choice.
Teacher : (joyfully grabs the first thing that catches her eye - a broom) Could this be it?
Second seller : (trying to take the broom, they are struggling) Give it back! (dismissively) This is an outdated model...
Teacher : (pleadingly) What do you recommend? After all, there was no sweet spot with the guys.
First seller : (vigorously) Here! Especially for you: neat tweezers (shows) for pulling out loose tongues.
The teacher recoils.
Second seller : And here is the set (shows): a hammer and nails for crucifixion on the most obnoxious desks...
Teacher : (rolls her eyes, screams) No! No!
First salesman : (to another) Look, I think she's too impressionable.
Second seller : There’s no point in doing something like that at school...
Teacher : (pleadingly) Please... look... something else
First seller : Well, then - this is it: absolutely harmless and very effective! (puts out rolls of toilet paper) Give a gift to your colleague, an English teacher.
Teacher : (suspiciously) Toilet paper? Excuse me, how is this?
Second seller : It’s very simple: you send the student with this roll to the toilet, and let him sit there until he uses it all, learning English. You see, here first comes the alphabet, then the words (unwinding the paper), then the tenses of the verbs.
Teacher : Great idea! Is there such a guide for any other subjects?
First seller : Here you go: formulas in mathematics, dates in history, complex topics in the Russian language... That’s all for now, but we continue to work in this direction.
Teacher : (joyfully) I’ll take it, I’ll take it, I’ll take it! (holds up the bag and they start putting rolls in there) Oh! (stops) But if everyone sits in the toilets, who will we work with? (puts everything back) Can I watch something else?
Second salesman : (helpful) Please, please!
Teacher : (looking around, searching) Give... me... this pillow.
First seller : (with doubt) This one is unlikely to suit you, it’s suffocating...
Teacher : (with horror, pushing away, throwing away the pillow) Oh! No! No!
Second seller : (calmingly) Take another one, this one, it’s just soothing. Give the students a pillow. Like this (demonstrates) - the students fall asleep. Do you see? They fell asleep, and you can go about your business - read a book, knit a blouse...
Teacher : (with doubt) What about the educational process? How to execute the program if everyone is asleep?
First seller : Yes... they didn’t finish it! (snatches a pillow; the students look around in shock) Well, okay, let's think.
Teacher : (with despair) What should I do? Should I not leave empty-handed? Do you have anything else?
Second seller : Here, just for you (starts taking it out from under the counter). "Straitjacket"! True, it comes complete with two riot policemen. At the moment they are in traumatology. Here! It is better! You see, gags come in different modifications, for example, a dummy gag. It works like this (begins to demonstrate): the student sucks him in and can no longer chat - he only moos (the students moo and gag).
Teacher : (horrified) Oh, they’ll suffocate! Stop it!
First seller : Don't worry! (pats students on the back; they spit out the pacifier) See, everything is fine. Here are also “Water Laxative”, “Noose Healing”...
The teacher can no longer speak, she only hums and shakes her head negatively.
Second seller : Well, then we don't know. You won’t please... Maybe a set “to help a beginning teacher”?
Teacher : (hopefully) What's in this set?
First seller : (inspired) A gun for shooting the most insolent, a grenade for neutralizing the most obnoxious, a gas canister for self-defense, a fishing rod for catching...
Teacher : (pleadingly) Or maybe this is the last one on the list.
Second seller : {readily) A fishing rod? Please! It comes with a sandwich. Used to remove the most arrogant from the class.
Teacher : (timidly) Oh... a sandwich, excuse me, why?
First seller : This is bait. See how it works - flawlessly! We put the sandwich on the hook, bring it to the student’s nose (shows) and he follows you as if hypnotized!
Teacher : Very tempting, very... I think I'll take it... What are the sandwiches with?
Second seller : For every taste! With sausage, ham, salmon, red and black caviar...
Teacher : The teacher gradually sits down on the chair. Mommy (faints).
First seller : Listen, what's wrong with her?
Second seller : I say, she’s very impressionable (fans the teacher with a newspaper).
- Who answers the eternal childish question: “why?” teaches us to look for the answer on our own? – TEACHER – (in unison).
- Who, using the full range of their vocal cords, is trying to put into us for change what has not been put in place for years? - TEACHER.
- Who comes up with 7-8 hour homework assignments for us, distracting us from the terrible influence of the street and TV? - TEACHER.
- Who can’t live a day without our dear parents, informing them about our various achievements? - TEACHER.
- In one working day, who has to act as a teacher, public figure, psychologist, artist, astronaut (if we are talking about overloads)? To whom? - TO THE TEACHER.
- And yet this does not prevent us from seeing smart and kind mentors in you. Happy Teacher's Day!
Scene No. 4 “English Exam”
There are two chairs on the stage. One of them is occupied by an English teacher, today she is taking an exam from 9 “A”. A knock is heard and a student enters the classroom.
Teacher : Come in, please.
Student : What fireplace? It seems warm.
The teacher recognizes the most naughty student: Oh, is it you, Ivanov?
Come on in. Seat down.
Student offended: Well, why down right away?
The teacher raises her voice: I say, sit down!
The student obediently takes the empty chair.
Teacher : Take a ticket.
The student looks at his watch: Half past eight!
The teacher is surprised: What?.. I say, pull the ticket!
Student : Which one?
Teacher annoyed: Anyone! For example, this one!
The student takes the indicated ticket.
Teacher : What's the topic of the ticket?
The student is perplexed: What are you doing? What topic? I don’t wear one like that, I’m a boy!
The teacher gets angry: I say, what is the topic of the ticket?!
Student : I don't know. There's something in English here.
The teacher takes the ticket, adjusts her glasses and reads it herself: Airport!
The student repeats.
The teacher prompts: Airport consists...
The student repeats.
The teacher is losing patience: Airport consists of…
The student repeats again.
The teacher gives up: Remember! What's at the airport?
Student thoughtfully: Hall...
The teacher is relieved: Yes, hall! What's next?
Student : Restaurant?
Teacher : Yes, restaurant. What else?
Student : VLP!
The teacher is surprised: What is that?
Student , depicting an airplane with his hand: I’ll explain! Here's the plane. He takes off, then let’s fly, and then lands!
The student slaps his hand on his leg, indicating the landing of the plane.
The teacher is scared.
Student : Understand me?
The teacher is shocked: No! What kind of “down-to-earth” is this? Yes, all passengers will die!
Student slyly: But I’m telling you that they won’t die! Let's argue!
The teacher is incredulous, but interested: Let's argue?.. Well, let's do it. Let's bet on three.
The student holds out his hand: No, an A!
Teacher : No, a C!
Student : Give it neither to you nor to us. A four!
The teacher agrees and they shake hands.
Student : I’ll explain! Cargo plane. What kind of passengers are there?
The teacher laughs and gives a grade. The actors stand up, bow to the audience and run backstage.
Comic skit for Teacher's Day “School of the near future”
(Author Konovalov A.A.)
Characters:
- Teacher
- Student(s) Ivanov(s)
- Student(s) Petrov(s)
- Student(s) Sidorov(s)
- Student(s) Skvortsov(s)
(The stage is set up like a classroom: desks, chairs, projector, blackboard, computer.)
Voiceover : 2030. No....school.
The bell rings.
Teacher : Cool! Hello, sit down! We hand in our flash drives with homework. Now turn on your Bluetooth and catch your writings. Petrov, again all your homework was infected with viruses...Did you download it from the Internet again?
Petrov : No, Maryivanna. (Turning to Sidorov, in a whisper) Well, I’ll show you, why isn’t your antivirus working?
Teacher: Silence!
Sidorov : Yes, we are discussing essays...
Teacher : And you, Sidorov, have an essay of only 600 kilobytes! And this is in 9th grade! Have you forgotten the norm? During a break, go to the Russian language office, there, on the stand, everything is described in detail! MEGABYTE – no less! (Sidorov sighed and hung his head guiltily).
Sidorov : Yes, my Word Office is somehow glitchy!
Teacher : Haven't you updated it yet?
Sidorov : No, I still have the 2027 version...
Ivanov : Do you want me to send you 2030 tomorrow?
Sidorov : Hands down!
Teacher : Quiet! So, I will upload your grades to the electronic journal at the end of the lesson. And let your parents go to the school website today and put their electronic signature at the end of the web page indicating that they are familiar with your “twos”.
Ivanov : Oh, and our Internet has not worked at home for 3 days.
Teacher: Don’t lie to me, Ivanov, yesterday I already talked with your mother on Skype about your behavior, and I didn’t dream about it. Well, class, let’s open our laptops, gadgets, tablets, set the number, type in the topic of the lesson: “Union proposals.” (At this time, Sidorov takes out a book unnoticed by the teacher, puts it on his knees under the desk and begins to leaf through it).
Skvortsov : Maryvann, I forgot my tablet at home...
Teacher : Have you forgotten your head? Well, write on your smartphone, at worst, and at home don’t forget to copy everything onto your computer. Sidorov, remove extraneous things from the lesson (Sidorov does not hear, and continues to read the book. The teacher approaches him). I said, put the book in your bag, you can read it at home! You cannot bring anything in paper form to school! (Points to the “Crossed-out Book” sign hanging in the classroom.)
Ivanov (to Sidorov): Just think of bringing a notebook with a pen so that they can call you to the director!
Teacher : Skvortsov, take a remote pencil - write on the Interboard, you can sit there. (Dictates slowly) “WE GET TO THE STORE BY TELEPORTATION, AND GRANDMOTHER PREFERS HER FLYING NANOTURBO CYCLE.” Did you write it down? Task: find an obsolete word.
Skvortsov : Is this the word grandmother? (Laughter in class)
Teacher : 0 points! Correct answer: NANOTURBOCYCLE. Sit down, Skvortsov.
Skvortsov : (Sitting down) It’s strange, because our grandmother also seems to be outdated...
The bell rings.
Pupils : Maryivanna, congratulations on Teacher’s Day! Let me give you an electronic bouquet, we collected it ourselves via WiFi on the Internet (They give a bouquet shown on the tablet screen)
Teacher : Thank you very much, guys!
Students : Maybe you won’t upload “2s” to our electronic journal today?..
Ivanov : Yes, if my father sees them, he will punish me with his radio belt...
Teacher : Well, good! In honor of the holiday, so be it, guys!
Students : Hurray! Thank you! Goodbye!
Teacher : Goodbye! (Everyone leaves) So, has everyone left? (Checks to see if anyone sees her. Sits down at the table, carefully, looking around, takes a book out of her bag and begins to read)
Scene from KVN: video
And now a visual sketch on the topic “Showdown in the director’s office.” Watch a short 3-minute video, understand the meaning and stage a similar skit at a school event. Laughter in the hall and a good mood among the audience are guaranteed!
The director and two fathers are sitting at the table on stage. Andrey is the mayor, and Sergey is the bully’s dad.
Director : So today we had a small incident...
Andrey : Small? My son got punched in the eye this morning!
Director : Calm down, please! We'll discuss everything now.
Sergey : Wait a minute. I do not understand anything.
Director : The fact is that Vanechka got into a fight with the mayor’s son today.
Sergey : Oh... We need to buy him something for this!
Andrey suddenly jumps up. The director stops him.
Sergey : When did this happen?
Principal : Before the first lesson.
Sergei: So he hasn’t slept yet. Doubly well done!
Andrey : Do you understand that your son will grow up to be a criminal?!
Sergey : What a disaster! Will he become a mayor?
Andrey turns away offended.
Director : Understand, now the poor boy has a black eye!
Sergey : Well, at least someone took up the task of illuminating our city.
Andrey menacingly: Listen to what I tell you! If you don't calm your son down, you won't get well, I promise you!
Sergei laughs: Where has it been seen that the mayor kept his promises?
The director takes the situation into his own hands: Andrey Viktorovich, don’t be angry. We'll figure something out and take action.
Sergey : Look! The windows at the school are broken, the gym is not renovated, the floors are creaking, the desks are painted on, the yard is not well-kept, and you are “Andrey Viktorovich” to him. Let's keep it short and clear: just a bastard!
Andrey : What are you allowing yourself to do?! Not only is the school kind of backward, but they beat my son here and humiliate me! I will not let it!
The director is offended: A backward school? So why don’t you take your precious son to another educational institution? All the same, he is an arrogant, rude and pompous egoist!
Sergei approvingly: Such people need to be put in their place, which is what my son is doing.
Andrey : Oh, right! Well, you will still answer for these words. I don't intend to listen to any more nasty things! And you are entitled to monetary compensation for damage to health.
Director : Wait, let’s start with money. We'll chip in 300 rubles on curtains! Andrey leaves the money and proudly leaves. Sergei pays off and is also about to leave. The phone rings. The director picks up the phone, listens to the interlocutor and sighs.
Sergey : Did something happen?
Director nervously: I'm afraid you'll have to stay late. Your son just got into a fight with the son of the traffic police chief and tore his jacket.
Sergey, sitting down: Oh, how many things he will have to buy!
Applause, curtain.
Theatrical scene "Othello and Desdemona"
Characters:
- Othello (husband)
- Desdemona (wife, teacher)
The intro to the school scene features suspenseful music. There is a table on the stage and a chair next to it. Othello nervously paces around the stage. Desdemona enters.
Othello : (rushes to her).
I hear steps. My wife is finally home. And cook me lunch. I'm fucking hungry, Desdemona!
Desdemona : Othello, I don't have lunch.
Othello : I really have no time for jokes, dear, Our refrigerator has been empty for a long time! I'm just dying of hunger...
Desdemona : But I was working, not in the cinema!
Othello : What's in your bag? Notebooks again! Did you bring it home?! Woe is me!
Desdemona : I see that not everything is in order with your nerves. You even screamed more than once in your sleep. He sits down to check his notebooks.
Othello : Listen, Desdemona, it really would be nice to have a snack now!
Desdemona : Othello! We already ate today! And it’s even harmful to eat at such a late hour. But if you really want, you can, darling, fry some eggs, just yourself. Don't distract me, please, my love! There are three eggs left, that's enough for us.
Othello : Which three? I ate two yesterday.
Desdemona : Well, okay. Fry yourself one.
Othello : But the refrigerator is empty!
Desdemona : Well, I don’t know where it could suddenly disappear?!
Othello : Listen, I have work too, But I can’t think of anything because I’m hungry!
Desdemona : Oh, honey, come up with something, really... Do your homework! And hunger will disappear.
Othello : My hunger will not be satisfied. Is it really that difficult for you to go to the store?
Desdemona : I thought I'd come by at the end of the week, But you could buy something yourself! You're disturbing me, honey. By the way, There is so little time left, dear! I will be on duty at school until nightfall: My class is hanging out at the disco.
Othello : What disco?! What kind of joke? Our family is about to be destroyed!
Desdemona : Oh, you know, there’s not a minute left, My class is already waiting for me, go.
Othello : You run away from home like hell from incense. Work is more important to you, not family. Have you prayed at night, Desdemona? Die, unfortunate one! Die, my love!
Scene No. 3 “Teachers actually...”
Parents and teaching staff gathered in the hall, and high school students (8-11) prepared a funny skit-parody. To the sound of cheerful music, 7-10 people come onto the stage and wave their hands in a friendly manner. Spectators laugh, clap, actors run away.
Host : Do you know how our teachers return home after classes?
The song “Hakuna Matata” plays and cheerful actors with bags run onto the stage. The audience laughs.
Host : It would be great if it really happened! However, teachers return home in a completely different mood!
A sad song plays and the actors, dragging their bags along the floor, wander across the stage. Then they sit down and check their school notebooks.
The girls sing: “We won’t sleep again, and we’ll check, and we’ll check.”
Host : Yes, a sad picture! Do you know how corporate parties are held where our teachers relax?
Beautiful music plays and couples slowly dance the waltz.
Host : Yes, maybe, but when teachers are not seen by their students, everything is completely different!
Fast dance music plays, the actors dance and take selfies.
Host : And if teachers are going to a party at one of their colleagues, what happens there?
A mischievous Russian folk song or Verka Serduchka sounds, to which the actors start dancing. The audience laughs.
Host : And when the fun party ends, what do our teachers do?
The actors take the stage in leather jackets and black glasses. Hard rock sounds, boys flex their muscles, and girls pretend to be cool models.
Host : Yes, teachers are people too and are always young at heart. They want fun, joy and love!
The actors go on stage, dance to a beautiful melody, hug and bow to the audience. The audience is delighted!
Comic skit “The Teacher’s Family”
(From the show “ComedyWoman”)
Voice-over : Imagine a family in which the mother worked as a school teacher for 30 years.
(At this time, the participants in the scene come out and sit down at the table).
Mom : So, let's start having dinner. (Father and grandmother begin to eat).
Mom : Let's check attendance. (Grandmother and father throw spoons)
Mom : A - Anton. Where is Anton?
Father : Absent.
Mom : B - grandmother.
Grandma : I'm here.
Mom : I see that you are here. You missed two dinners, where were you?
Grandmother : I was sick.
Mom: Maybe you have a certificate?
Grandma : A whole chest of drawers.
(Anton enters).
Mom : Oh! Anton! And where were we?
Anton : I was walking the dog.
Mom : Well, that's it! I am tired of this. Give me the diary.
(Anton gives a diary, mom writes a note.)
Mom : And just try not to tell your parents! (Anton hands the diary to his father)
Father : Eh, Anton, Anton! Why are you disgracing me? (Hands the diary to mom)
Mom : Eh, Anton, Anton. That's it, today you are left without dinner. Anton: Well, mom.
Mom : Don't be a mom, leave the kitchen. My question is: who will go take out the trash?
(Father turns away, grandmother clutches her heart)
Mom : I see a forest of hands, a forest of hands! (The phone rings)
Here comes the call!
(All participants in the scene go backstage).
Scene No. 5 “First of September”
The presenter goes on stage and announces that today is the beginning of the school year. The entire hall turns into a classroom, and a kind teacher is about to appear on the threshold. The audience is waiting, the door opens and a man (or boy) dressed in a woman’s suit comes out.
Teacher : Hello, children!
Hall loudly: Hello!
Teacher : Forgot my name?
The audience is perplexed.
Teacher : Alexandra Borisovna!
The audience loudly: Alexandra Borisovna!
Teacher : Were you not taught to stand up when the teacher enters the classroom?!
The audience is laughing!
Teacher : And whoever doesn’t get up is a loser!
The teacher opens the magazine: Let's check who's not in the class? Myasnikov!
1 actor responds from the audience and stands up: Here!
Teacher : Myasnikov, you will sing on Teacher’s Day, and objections will not be accepted!
Myasnikov mumbles: I can’t sing, Alexandra Borisovna!
Teacher : If you can’t, we’ll teach you; if you don’t want to, we’ll force you! So, next Sokolov! Actor 2 responds from the audience and stands up: Here!
Teacher : Sokolov, why is the shirt untucked? Come on, get out of class and clean yourself up!
Sokolov corrects himself: Alexandra Borisovna, why are there so many new students in the class?
Teacher : Are they all payers, Sokolov?!
The audience is laughing!
Teacher : Where is Mikhalkova?!
Actor 3 responds from the audience and stands up: Here!
Teacher : Mikhalkova, are you on duty? Why is there no chalk?
Mikhalkova : Alexandra Borisovna, light pointers also switched to markers a long time ago!
Teacher : Yes, progress has come a long way, soon we will be drawing fingers in the air and telepathically giving slaps on the back of the head! So continue, Timofeev! Actor 4 responds from the audience and stands up: Here!
Teacher : Timofeev, you stayed in the second year twice. Where have you been?
Timofeev : Do you remember, Alexandra Borisovna, the physical education teacher came to us and asked a boy to help carry out the boards.
Teacher : I remember! You endured them for two years?
Timofeev : They carried me out for half an hour, and then served 2 years!
The audience is laughing!
Teacher : Timofeev, sit down!
Timofeev : Thank you, I’ll stand!
At this time, the school principal enters the classroom.
Director : Hello, children! Hello, Alexandra Borisovna!
Now I will name names, come forward.
The director calls the students and a team of girls and boys gathers on stage. Music is playing, the guys are singing a cheerful song dedicated to school and the beginning of the school year.
Sketch for Teacher's Day “Is it easy to be a teacher?”
(Author Arteeva A.)
Characters (all roles are played by schoolchildren):
- Teacher
- High school student 1
- High School 2
- High School 3
- Fifth grader 1
- Fifth grader 2
- Fifth grader 3
- Fifth grader 4
Teacher and students at the lesson. Children play with phones and do not listen to the teacher.
Teacher : Guys, tomorrow will be a very unusual day at school!
High school student 1 : Hurray!!! You don't have to go to school!!!
High school student 2 : Let's go to the movies!
High school student 3 : No, it’s better to go to the skating rink!
Teacher : Let me finish! Don't interrupt!
High school student 1 : What's wrong? We also want to talk!
(The other students nod)
Teacher : Tomorrow is understudy day at school, you will have to play the role of teachers and teach lessons in the fifth grade!
High school student 1 : Wow! That's great!
High school student 2 : These kids will dance with me!
High school student 3 : I can’t wait for tomorrow!
Teacher : Guys, do you think it’s easy to be a teacher?
High school student 1 : Of course! Command yourself, and the children obey you!
Teacher : Is it easy to make children obey?
High school student 2 : Easy as hell!!!
Teacher: Well, okay, we'll see tomorrow! The lesson is over, you can be free.
THE NEXT DAY
(High school student 1 enters the classroom, fifth graders play, fight, make noise).
High school student 1 : Quiet, children!
Fifth grader 1 : Yes, that’s it!
(everyone laughs)
High school student 1 : I told someone quietly!
Fifth grader 2 : Who did you tell? (looks around)
High school student 1 : Today I am your history teacher, and I want to tell you about how people lived in Ancient Rome.
Fifth grader 3 : We lived normally, don’t worry!
(all three play games on cell phones)
High school student 1 : Put away your phones!!!
Fifth graders (all in chorus) : It’s a pity, isn’t it?!
High school student 1 (throwing up his hands) : Well, okay. Listen. In Ancient Rome people...
(The children begin to talk to each other)
High school student 1 : QUIET!!!
Fifth grader 4 : What's wrong? We also want to talk!
High school student 1 : What a horror! Well, okay, go, lesson is over!
THE NEXT DAY
The teacher and three high school students gathered in class.
Teacher : Well, how did you guys like being teachers?
High school student 1 : Terrible! They weren't allowed to talk at all! I tried so hard, prepared for three hours for this lesson, but they didn’t care at all!
High school student 2: And in my geography class, these fifth-graders played with phones the entire lesson!
High school student 3: And in my singing lesson they threw papers and ate chips under the desk. And at the end of the lesson they actually started a fight!
Teacher: Guys, now think about what it’s like for your teachers when you behave exactly the same way in class!
(students are silent)
Teacher : Is it easy to be a teacher, guys?
High school student 1 : I realized that if we don’t listen in class, we don’t gain knowledge!
High school student 2 : I realized that if we interrupt the teacher, we do not respect him.
High School Student 3 : I realized it's not easy being a teacher. This turns out to be a lot of work. And now I want to behave differently.
Teacher : That's it, guys. I'm glad you realized this, and I hope your attitude towards studying and teachers will now change. The lesson is over, goodbye.
Scene options and ideas
For Teacher's Day, any ideas related to school life are relevant, for example:
- students’ weekdays and weekends;
- relationships between classmates;
- problems of children and teachers (after all, teachers also have work problems, although few students think about it);
- situations outside of school (in the library, museum, stationery store, etc.);
- general school issues (for example, city competitions);
- memories of school years during studenthood, more mature and older age.
Remember the main rule - skits for Teacher's Day should be harmless.
That is, do not in any way hurt the feelings of teachers, or other students, or any other school employees.
All roles, including those of teachers, are played by students - teachers should not be involved in this matter.
Don't forget about morality
Teachers, for the most part, are very responsible and serious people. They are sensitive to their students, their upbringing and moral character. Therefore, they will like it if the scenes have not only an entertaining effect, but also an additional semantic load from which morality can be drawn.
Everything you show on stage should lead to certain conclusions.
For example, about why it is important to study well, respect elders, and listen to what teachers say. You can show how the knowledge of geography, history, mathematics, and language that you acquire at school will be useful in the future. Or how important it is sometimes to put yourself in the teacher’s shoes and imagine how he feels and what motivates him in a given situation.
Sketch for Teacher's Day “Conversation on ICQ”
(Author Spiridonova A,)
Characters:
- Teacher
- Student
(The speakers stand half-turned to the audience, with their backs to each other, pretending to type and speak their messages into the microphone.)
Student : Please authorize me…. - who could it be? Contact information...nothing, I hate it when people don't fill it out. Hello! (Reads syllable by syllable, sound of message sent)
Teacher : (Sound of a received message) - What does Priva mean? Vasily, you write the best essays in the class, but here it is?
Student : Who are you?
Teacher : I am your class teacher)
Student : (should have been immediately added to ignore) Why are you suddenly on ICQ and how did you find out my number?
Teacher : Good people said the number, but I’m writing to find out how you are doing, why not at school?
Student : I got sick because I had the flu. (Intentionally distorts words)
Teacher : Write normally.
Student: This is a typo.
Teacher : No more ochecha...(speaks and pretends to erase several letters) ochecha...(speaks and pretends to erase several letters) ... don’t mistype.
Student: Okay
Teacher : You have a math test on your second test (smiley)
Student : I’m sick... because I have the flu.
Teacher: I hit my mother’s ICQ, she said my father will come home from work in the evening and fix it.
Student : I’ll be there in 5 minutes: (dissatisfied) Offline contact
Beautiful dance for Teacher's Day for grades 10-11, video
As for dance ideas for Teacher's Day for grades 10-11, there are many more possible options. For example, a dance on Teacher's Day can be combined with a funny skit in the medley style. Such a humorous skit for Teacher's Day with music will look very original. In addition, dance ideas for Teacher's Day for students in grades 10 and 11 may not be limited solely to school topics. Variants of modern dances, as well as unusual combinations of different musical styles and dance styles, will be quite appropriate on this day. And, of course, no one has canceled the traditional dance for Teacher’s Day - the waltz, to which you can always invite dear teachers. We are sure that such a dance on this significant day will be remembered for a long time by both teachers and students.
