Dear ladies, mothers, spouses, girls and daughters! Do you want to organize an unexpected but very pleasant surprise for your loved one? Read funny skits for a man's birthday and imagine how he will react to a funny humorous performance.
Is it boring when the celebration is monotonous?! Let's get creative and make the evening truly unforgettable.
Believe me, all the guests will film a funny show on their phone and then share the video with close friends and acquaintances. Each of those present will receive a powerful charge of positivity, and your loved ones will unanimously praise you for your brilliant idea and creative thinking.
Don't put off organizing your celebration! Choose a funny scene, assign roles and rehearse a fun performance for the birthday of your loved one.
Cool scene for a man's birthday
It’s time for a young bachelor who is about to turn 30 to think about starting a family. In connection with the solemn anniversary, friends and colleagues can prepare a skit for the birthday boy on the topic of the difficult choice of a life partner.
So, there are three chairs on the stage. Intriguing music sounds, and the presenter says introductory words:
- So, three girls one evening
The three of us decided to sit on a bench.
The first girl came out onto the porch (the first actor dressed as a woman comes out).
- This is the eldest Marfusha,
Support the girl with applause! (the audience laughs and applauds).
- Here the second girl Maryushka came out (the second actor in a dress enters).
We didn’t have to wait long; the third, slender and beautiful sister Alyonushka appeared on the porch (a lanky, thin actor in a short dress appears).
The girls are sitting on chairs, resting and gnawing on sunflower seeds.
Presenter : Three girls under the window sang songs in the evening, Sang, sang, talked about how they should get married,
How to find suitors?
- Darling Marfushenka stood up, put her hands on her hips and declared (the first actor rises from his seat, Verka Serduchka’s song “If you are a little over 30...” sounds).
- The second sister Maryushka pushed Marfushenka away and began to sing (the second actor gets up, dances, Slava’s song “Loneliness” sounds).
- The third sister, modest and beautiful, shakes her head. (The third actor gets up and throws up his hands to the song “Women’s happiness, if only a sweetheart were nearby.”)
Presenter : The beauties got excited, got excited and argued which of them was more beautiful and would get married faster?
They brought a large mirror and began to take turns admiring it. (A fourth actor enters the hall with shiny paper on his chest.)
Presenter : The first sister came up to the mirror and asked, am I the cutest, the most rosy and white in the world? And the mirror is in response to her... (the song “Well, why are you so scary...” sounds).
“The first sister ran away, and the second one took her place and is torturing the mirror again, tell me, am I the cutest in the world, the most rosy and white?” And the mirror answers her (the Rybak’s song “You got me so sick” sounds).
“The girl was offended, began to cry, and the third sister, in defiance of her, looked in the mirror and didn’t ask anything. And the smart glass speaks to her (the song “How bright you are today..." sounds).
Presenter : I just had time to say something, the door creaked quietly and the king entered the little room, the sovereign of that side! (To the music “The King was returning home from the war...” the fifth actor enters the room, holding an inverted wine glass and fork).
“The three girls stood up modestly (modestly, girls, modestly!) and bowed to the king!”
Well, the tsar, being single, although no longer young, became thoughtful a little! (the hit song of the Dirty Rotten Scoundrels “Girls are different”) sounds.
Host : And the girls were shy, but not at all confused. A girl, the eldest sister of all, came up to the king and said without hiding (behind the scenes music is “My Sweet Baby”).
— The king recoiled from the pressure, but the second of the girls ran up and sang (the song “Play-boy, next to you...”).
- Well, the younger sister, also not a bastard, approached the king, shook her curls, stuck out her chest and loudly declared (words behind the scenes “Hug me, take me, I don’t want to!”). The couple hugged and danced to romantic music.
Presenter : The mirror also did not stand aside, it rolled up to the king and, looking at the third sister, whispered in his ear (song behind the scenes).
- The king became thoughtful, scratched the back of his head, what kind of bride should he choose? (the music started playing “If I were a Sultan, I would have three wives”).
“Then the mirror became indignant, flew at the king and said (over the scenes words from the film “What are you hinting at, king’s face?”).
Presenter : The king was completely confused, became shy and decided to give back! (the song “Yes, there is no money, there is no money at all”) was played.
- Two girls attacked the king, and began to beat him with their fists, and only the third sister looked affectionately from under her eyebrows and smiled at the groom (the song “I will kiss you ...” sounds).
Presenter : The king realized that he had found his happiness and led the beautiful maiden down the aisle!
This is where the fairy tale ends, and whoever listened, well done!
Sketch for a man’s anniversary “Well, you’re cool!”
The holiday is in full swing, the guests are tipsy, and two girls in gypsy outfits suddenly enter the hall. The beauties spin and dance to cheerful music, and then address the guests.
Gypsy 1 : Hello, dear guests! We passed by and found out about your holiday!
Gypsy 2 : We decided to stop by and see what’s interesting here! And, of course, (whisper) rob you of every last thread!
Both laugh and spin around, approaching the birthday boy.
Gypsy 1 : Look, friend, we have the hero of the occasion here!
Gypsy 2 : Give me your pen, I’ll tell you fortune!
Both take his hands and look at his palms.
Gypsy 1 : Oh, happy man!
Gypsy 2 : Long-lived!
Gypsy 1 : And successful, I'll see!
Gypsy 2 : Look how smart he is! Not a man, but a dream!
Both laugh, dance a beautiful dance and clap their hands to the music. The gypsy women whisper on the sidelines, and then return to the man again.
Gypsy 1 : We have a surprise for you on this occasion!
Gypsy 2 : Your hands told us that you are already 40 years old! Anniversary!
Gypsy 1 : Yes, yes, let's find out what you have become over the years!
One of the gypsies unties the bag from her belt and spends some time sorting through the contents with the second. Then they turn to the birthday boy.
Gypsy 1 : This bag is magical, we started talking about it. Put your hand in there and pull out the first thing you come across!
Gypsy 2 : Each item inside will tell you a little about you and show your guests the real you.
The birthday boy begins to pull out objects:
- lighter - a man with a light;
- bills - rich;
- weight for scales - strong;
- pebble - strict;
- flower – delicate;
- cufflink – responsible;
- ring - a good husband or groom;
- children's toy - a good dad (or future);
- Buddha figurine – wise;
- cog is a jack of all trades.
You can add any other items in accordance with the character and habits of the person (a watch for punctuality, a brush for love of order, fruits according to character, etc.)
The bag is empty, the gypsies admire the man.
Gypsy 1 : Well, you're cool! Plus, he's good-looking!
Gypsy 2 : I agree! It's like the stars aligned well!
They put all their things back and whisper about something.
Gypsy 1 with annoyance: It’s even a shame to somehow rob such a person!
Gypsy 2 thoughtfully: Then another time! Now let's give him a valuable gift?!
Gypsy 1 : Come on!
The gypsies present the birthday boy with a gift prepared in advance from the guests, say goodbye and run away to the music.
At the table
Sketch “Happy Birthday Wishes from a Psychic”
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know it myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me probe your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see... I see that your aura is good! Positive moments attract! So, I’m telling you what awaits you: 364 days of prosperity and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I don’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, and your mink coat flashes all the time... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then again it’s vague - everything is pure banality: happiness, health, love, luck... But what will be, will be - I just can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies there for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you and told you to give you gifts! (Gives a gift).
Sketch “The Harmful Cleaning Lady”
At the height of the holiday, the “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.
One of the guests : Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning lady : Why should I care? I do my job and don't bother anyone.
(A quarrel begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is advisable for this guest to sit next to the birthday boy).
Guest : Don't you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning lady : Oh, is it a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning lady : So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So it was because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations to you!
(Takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene “Congratulations from oriental beauties”
Characters : Girls dressed as oriental beauties (roles can be divided according to the number of gifts). Girls enter the room and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1 : Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, they all came to congratulate you!
Girl 2 : You are a lover of bright life, accept gifts quickly!
Girl 3 : So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we are giving you a fish! (You can arrange a “bouquet” of several types of salted fish, or just sets of appetizers).
Girl 1 : So that your wife dotes on you, you are wearing a set of tea!
Girl 2 : Well, of course, we prepared sweets for tea! With cognac!
Girl 3 : But there are no sweets (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1 : For you, who likes to swim in a warm river in the morning, we will give you, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then simply replace it with the words “that’s what!”)
(Elements of oriental dance are danced, then as in a flash mob, all the guests gradually repeat these movements, and everyone is already dancing. The girls run away).
Funny scene for a small group of men
And now an original humorous production for an all-male company. In a circle of close friends, after a few glasses of alcohol, such a scene for a friend’s 50th birthday would be just in time.
Grandfather and grandmother enter the hall to the sound of a cheerful melody. Granny is a tall actor in a woman’s dress, wearing a headscarf and holding a cigarette, and grandpa is a small and plump woman in a hat with earflaps.
Guests in disguise read poetry.
Grandfather : Comrades, citizens, we now need to open the official part! Therefore, I and my... oh... my woman have the floor to report. (He moves away a couple of steps) Your family has deigned to wonder for a long time who will congratulate the hero of the day.
Grandmother : One suggested Alla Pugachev, the other insisted on calling the Queen, and your girls, such impudent people, let them say that Galkin will come!
Grandfather : And the third one once blurted out drunkenly, let him go, he said, congratulations from your wife, that is (points to the grandmother with horror) she!
Grandma : Okay! Enough of the snowstorm here! It's time to congratulate! You’re my old grandfather, but he’s such a young man!
Grandfather : Indeed! Look how good he is! And you look pretty! Charming, gallant, very, very elegant!
Grandma : Our dear hero of the day, I have long wanted to give you a medal from everyone. And receive, as change, your kiss to boot!
The birthday boy is brought to the grandmother, and she solemnly puts a medal on him to the music. Then another gift is given. In response, you must kiss your grandmother on the cheek!
Grandfather : And yet, it’s time for us to call it a day! Others will congratulate you! (Looks disapprovingly at the grandmother and shakes her head.)
Grandma : Well, why are you shutting me up?! As if you don’t know my desire! (Pushes grandfather with his shoulder) When family friends meet, they are supposed to have a drink!
The grandfather, imitating, hides one bottle in his jacket: They are supposed to drink! Let's have a drink and a snack, and then everyone will congratulate us in a circle! Come on, (addresses the grandmother) stop embarrassing yourself!
Grandma : What did you screw up?! (Points to the bottle)
Grandfather : Let's go, let's go, don't go crazy!
The two quickly leave the stage to thunderous applause.
Funny drug names for a prank, list
- Kyshnah - from ticks, cockroaches, rapists;
- Toad fat is the coolest fat in the world;
- Dexamethasondanovaltsifran - your home assistant in speech therapy;
- Ottinul-forte – cardio-contraceptive;
- Pshelnakh is an effective lapel remedy;
- I drove it away - forever soothing, with an almond smell;
- Vzadukol is an intramuscular drug;
- Nepossyt is a diuretic for the elite;
- A week - contraceptive;
- Spibla is an effective sleeping pill.
How a woman sold a man in a new way - a funny scene for his 60th birthday
Has your beloved husband, brother or colleague turned 60? Congratulate him in an original way and with humor! To do this, it is enough to prepare a short funny scene where a tired wife sells her elderly husband at the market.
The birthday boy is seated on a chair with a sign “Used husband, price negotiable.”
The miniature begins with the words of the presenter: “At the market, a man’s wife was selling. The price of the goods surprised all the people.”
Customer 1 : Mistress, will you sell half of yours?
Wife : I’ll sell it, I’ve been standing with it at the market since morning.
Customer 1 : Tell me, how much are you asking for it?
Wife : Where can you make money? I wish I could give it back! What was at first is no longer there. It's worn out well over so many years!
Customer 1 incredulously: Your other half is too fat... (pats the product)
Wife , clasping her hands: Eats at night, damn it! Well, it's just a problem. I feed only meat. He has diabetes. He snores at night, there is no escape.
Customer 1 : What can he do with his hands?
Wife : Yes, there is not enough help. This guy with the mustache would just sit at his computer and go online twice a day.
Customer 1 shrugs off such a product and leaves.
Presenter : The wife stood at the market all day, and the husband’s value dropped by lunchtime. Here the merchant from the next row decided to help her sell her bastard husband.
Merchant : Well, what are you doing, dear? I see that you can’t sell half of yours. Let me help, I'll stand with you. Maybe we’ll sell your uselessness. (Addresses people) Come on, people! The woman is selling her husband!
Buyer 2 : Are you selling your husband? Why is your man rich?
Trader , coming forward: Look for yourself! Not a man, but a treasure! Imagine: it’s night, thieves are climbing through the window, and he, like a dog, takes care of everything!
Customer 2 : Is that so, merchant? Look for yourself! Both legs are shaking with fear!
Trader : Although he is not Schwarzenegger, he is polite. And how much money he brings home!
Customer 2 interested: How much is the salary? Small, big?
Trader : You won’t have time to count, your hand will get tired!
Customer 2 : What about the male part of this “product”? Didn't mind it too much? Probably old...
Merchant : What are you talking about! Look, he happened both at night and during the day...! Although he is not tall enough, he is a little funny, but in this matter he is... let's go!
Customer 2 : Doubts creep in... Come on, come on, wait. Let's see!
Merchant : Better not! Away from sin! All the women will come running to buy a man!
Host : The wife looked at her living creatures...
Wife : Oh, why am I selling you, dear? Rich, handsome and... went. Well, why am I stupid! What else is needed? I won't sell you! And let's go home.
This ends the scene and the music starts playing. The wife hugs her husband, the hero of the day, and a cake with lighted candles is served to the table.
Giveaway for women colleagues on March 8
- Glue a funny photo of a man with a rose in his teeth or a congratulation on the lid of the copying device (copier). It should be imprinted on women's documents if they copy them.
- Cover all the letters on the keyboard with colored tape with flowers and a bright print in your office. It will look very cute, but it will add more work to the ladies.
- The director enters the office with an angry look and the words: “Well, now you’ll get everything from me... Quickly to my office!” In the office the table is set or balloons and flowers are waiting for the ladies.
When choosing a prank, rely on the mood of the audience. You should not use jokes and practical jokes that could offend a person. Take care of the safety of the draw and the necessary preparation.
Congratulation sketch “Shouldn’t we have a drink?”
And this is how it starts!
The host announces behind the scenes: Dear guests! Before the performance starts, pour yourself a glass, then the skit about alcohol will become more understandable and funny! (music and a fairy-tale introduction from the cartoon “One simple fairy tale, or maybe not a fairy tale…” sound).
The presenter continues: A little bunny runs out into the clearing, and there is a tree stump with a glass and a bottle of vodka. The bunny drank two sips, sank even more and fell on the grass. Then the butterflies (two girls in the form of butterflies) flew into the clearing, and let’s circle over the bunny. What happened, what happened?
Cheerful music plays, and the presenter continues: Then, unfortunately, a fox ran past and ran into a bunny. At first I wanted to swallow it right away, but then I saw a bottle of vodka, slammed my glass down and instantly got drunk.
The fox fell down next to the hare, and the butterflies were right there. They circle over the animals and lament, what happened, what happened?
Playful music plays again, and the presenter tells the continuation of the story: A hare and a fox are lying on the grass, and a wolf runs past. I saw the sleeping people and was happy. He thinks he’ll eat the hare now, and the fox…. But then the wolf's eyes noticed the vodka. The gray robber drank a glass and became drunk. He fell on the grass next to his comrades, lay there and couldn’t breathe.
A terrible melody began to play, and the presenter said in a whisper: Ah, animals, animals of the forest! You sleep drunk and don’t know that a hunter is wandering nearby (an actor with a gun enters the hall). The hunter finally found a clearing and decided to profit from the helpless prey, only vodka caught his eye.
The man finished the entire bottle and fell asleep in the clearing next to the drunken animals, and the butterflies circled above them and wailed: What happened? What happened?
Presenter with a grin: Time passed, the sun went down. The hunter overslept, but there was no trace of the animals. Moreover, some tramp stole his gun. That's how it happens! They say the fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it, don’t drink in the forest, you’ll become a little goat!
This is where the tale ends, and whoever listened, well done!
Sketch from the group “Polygamist”
There are two chairs in the center of the hall. The presenter solemnly announces the beginning of the funny miniature. The birthday boy is seated on one of the chairs, and an actor (one of the guests) sits next to him.
Guest : My dear friend, I have an important announcement to make! On this solemn day I confess... I have a big family!
Behind the door are three girls with their faces covered and in long outfits like a burqa. They run into the hall one by one when their names are announced.
Guest : Come in, dears! Gyulchatai! Zulfiya! Maryam!
The girls stand with their heads down. The guest gets up, walks from side to side and sighs heavily.
Guest : You know how much I love you all. But the time has come for us to part. The girls are shocked and excitedly whispering and looking at each other.
Guest : From now on you are free and free to control your destiny. I can't hold you back.
There is a moment of silence, then the song “If I were a Sultan” sounds.
The girls circle around their husband, dance and at the end take off their burqas. Together they take a step forward towards the guests.
Gyulchatay indignantly: He abandoned us! He doesn't love us!
Zulfiya angrily: And, for sure, he never loved. Deceiver!
Maryam sadly: This is terrible! What a betrayal!
Gyulchatay and Maryam hug and cry. Zulfiya takes matters into her own hands.
Zulfiya : Since he didn’t value us, we will find someone who will!
Gyulchatay : How will we do this?
Zulfiya : Just look around! There are so many wonderful men around. We will definitely find our happiness.
Maryam enthusiastically: Yes! And they will truly love us!
All three turn to their ex-husband and fold their arms over their chests.
Zulfiya : Okay, darling! If so, we'll leave!
Gyulchatay : And we will find our happiness!
Maryam uncertainly: Yes. And you...will regret leaving us!
The girls proudly turn away and walk throughout the hall, peering at the men. They actively discuss something, comment, reflect. At the end of the round, they return to the center of the hall and freeze in thought.
Zulfiya : We've arrived! It's harder than I thought!
Gyulchatay wearily: We won’t find anyone until the end of our lives.
Maryam wants to cry again: Let's remain old maids!
Zulfiya looks around and glances at the birthday boy.
Zulfiya whispers: Girls! How we missed it! Look!
Gyulchatay interestedly: And he is neat, stately and handsome. Not bad. What do you say, Maryam?
Maryam enthusiastically: How good. He is kind, interesting and has a sense of humor. What we are going to do?
Gyulchatay is the first to approach the birthday boy: Well, hello, (name)! Happy birthday!
Zulfiya catches up: We wish you happiness, joy, love!
Maryam : And we have a gift for you, yes!
Gyulchatay takes out a pen from his pocket, and Zulfiya takes out folded paper. They ask you to sign in unison. Having received the signature, they jump joyfully and show everyone the large inscription on the unfolded paper “Marriage Certificate”.
To the song “My Half,” the three of them put on the birthday boy a prepared white cape to the floor, a turban (or crown) and drag him off the stage. The audience is delighted!
Cool prank with cool medicines, example of 5 options
- Come up with a name for the medicine and ask the prank victim to go to the pharmacy to get it. You can go together and hear the prankster arguing desperately in the pharmacy.
- “Everything will pass” – a collection of tea and herbs. Give it to a friend and tell him that this is a special style of treating colds, when you regularly drink tea during a cold and hope that everything will go away on its own.
- “Nosozabivon” is a special medicine to prevent snot from flowing from the nose. Place two tampons in the box.
- If your doctor has prescribed Glycine, you can use this option.
- Just leave a gift on the desk of a colleague with a sense of humor.
