Skits for the New Year 2021 in a fun performance will help diversify this favorite holiday. 2021 is the Year of the Rat, therefore, in addition to the traditional Father Frost, Snow Maiden or Baba Yaga, the script for the New Year’s holiday production can also involve other fairy-tale characters and, in combination, symbols of the year - rats and mice. And there are quite a lot of them in fairy tales, both ancient and modern.
"New Year's essay"
Teacher (sitting at the table) : Holidays are holidays, but I have to work, check notebooks... So, the essay “What I would ask Santa Claus for the New Year.” It's interesting what they wrote here. Our first one is Vovochka... (The teacher opens the notebook, Vovochka comes on stage) Vovochka : I would ask Santa Claus to make sure that no essays need to be written next year! (Vovochka leaves) Teacher : Well, this is all clear, lazybones... Next notebook. Mashenka. Wait, why is a cosmetics catalog attached to the essay? (Opens the notebook, Mashenka comes on stage) Mashenka : “I would ask Santa Claus for items No. 145, 146 and 172 for the New Year! (Mashenka leaves) Teacher : “Brevity is the sister of talent, or what? Okay... Who's next? Egor! (Egor appears on stage) Egor : To ask Santa Claus for something, you need to write him a letter. Where can I get his personal email? You can’t do this without hacking the system...” (Egor leaves in deep thought) Teacher : Everything is clear, the hacker is growing. Oh, I’m tired of something, I’ll probably check it later. (All the children run out onto the stage) In chorus : Happy New Year, happy new happiness!
"Oligarch and his daughter"
Oligarch : Zlata, daughter, do you know what holiday happens at the end of December? Zlata: Dad, I’m only 11 years old, why do I have to figure all this out? The calendar hangs in our house on the third floor in the fifth room - take the elevator and have a look. Oligarch : Actually, we have already celebrated this holiday, guess for yourself. Zlata : Is this when we went to Hawaii? Oligarch : No, it was your birthday. Fifth day of every month. Zlata: Do you remember the holiday when we rode in a tank? Oligarch : No, we celebrated Victory Day. Zlata : When did you fly on an airplane? Oligarch : And this is Aviation Day! Zlata : Okay, I give up! Oligarch : New Year is coming soon! My favorite holiday! Zlata : What's special about it? Oligarch : Well, on this day it is customary to give gifts! Zlata : No, what’s special? Oligarch : And it’s not me who gives gifts! Zlata (surprised) : And who? Oligarch : Santa Claus! Zlata : And what place is he on the Forbes list? Oligarch : Not at all. Giving gifts is his job. And on this day everyone gets together, drinks, eats tangerines and shouts “Christmas tree, burn!” Zlata : Why burn it? Oligarch : No, they don’t burn it! Lanterns and toys are hung on it. My hands are already itching. Let's decorate the Christmas tree! Zlata : Come on! Only half of the toys are for me! (Dad and daughter leave the stage)
"In the animal world"
from the hall - 7 girls and 5 men. The presenter individually tells them the roles with lines.
The presenter portrays Nikolai Drozdov (cap, goatee). The music is played from the TV show “In the Animal World” (Paul Mauriat’s orchestra – “The Lark”).
Nikolai Drozdov talks about the habits of animals living in the horoscope. Each character has his own line, which the character says after hearing the name of his animal. Further, the characters, following the story about themselves, perform those actions that the presenter will voice (what these actions will be, the participants do not know, they were only told their remarks).
RAT: Blonde Queen!
BULL: Poke with horns!
TIGER: I want role-playing games!
CAT: And the compote?
DRAGON: I am a law unto myself!
SNAKE: I am all yours!
HORSE: Tell me the way to Red Square!
GOAT: A-za-za!
MONKEY: Why am I still not drunk?
ROOSTER: I have a fighting spirit!
DOG: I hear a noise, but where is the fight?
PIG: Almost immediately, I’ll do it!
Drozdov’s actions with animals: scratching behind the ear, stroking, calling to him, feeding, etc.
Presenter (in a very kind and gentle voice of Nikolai Drozdov):
Hello, dear friends. We think we know everything about the animal world. But in fact, even the most common types of arthropods, such as this one (in a touching voice, shows the audience a moving black toy - a scorpion should look like a real one) scorpion... What do we know about it? His body temperature is inconsistent. Depends on the ambient temperature. But how does it regulate its temperature? Or this Capricorn. What kind of creature? The science of zoology is still unknown. Well, now about what you will see in today's program. As you probably guessed, today we will get acquainted with the inhabitants of the horoscope. Or rather, about the annual twelve-year cycle.
2021 will begin soon, and a new cycle of animals walking in circles begins in the horoscope. The animals will line up in a round dance and begin to move around the Christmas tree. The RAT comes first.
RAT: Blonde Queen!
DROZDOV: Yes, in the coming year this charming animal will change its gray coat to a royal white one. The rightful mistress of the coming year! This is how she charmingly gnaws on something delicious - without hesitation, she takes it from the table and gnaws it. And he offers it to me. Run to me, baby. Do you hear how it beeps? She encourages everyone to have fun. But don’t forget to replenish your pantry.
DROZDOV: And this is a BULL.
BULL: Poke with horns!
DROZDOV: He sensed that he could chew something here and came to the holiday. Watch as this heavy-bodied ruminant eagerly stamps his hoof and continually chews. Give him something to chew already! (In a touchingly frightened voice, as if he was pretending to be frightened.) And who is there watching us so predatorily? Don't eat us, TIGER!
TIGER: I want role-playing games!
DROZDOV: In fact, he is kind. Especially if you are full. We need to feed him. He takes a bite from the hand of a beautiful girl with pleasure. Here you are. Feed him. Be careful, he might grab your hand. And the heart. They say he's a heartthrob. And look who is there? They say they rule. Well, come on, taxi over here and get some sour cream, CAT.
CAT: And the compote?
DROZDOV: But the compote doesn’t pour into your mouth. Learn student! (Scratches the Cat behind the ear.) Somehow the sky has darkened. And here is an SMS from the Ministry of Emergency Situations. What do they write there? On the territory of the horoscope, precipitation in the form of lava with hot stones is possible. And it's all because of the DRAGON.
DRAGON: I am a law unto myself!
DROZDOV: Himself, of course. But you need to get treatment. Look how it's bombing. And runny nose with cough. All this can be fixed. There's some hot medicine on the table over there, especially for hot throats. Who's crawling there? Well, crawl closer, SNAKE.
SNAKE: I am all yours!
DROZDOV: Wow, it flutters around and around, but doesn’t get into your hands. Slips out. That's how it always is - the dynamite will slip out. Now she’s alert – she feels the earth trembling. It's a HORSE galloping.
HORSE: Tell me the way to Red Square!
DROZDOV: She has such bangs, and what a withers (strokes). Ha, he kicks. Well, well, don't kick. Wow, I would ride on it... What am I talking about? Yes. Look, a GOAT came up to us.
GOAT: A-za-za!
DROZDOV: A wayward and capricious animal. Constantly on a spree. She is both full and drunk. He walks around the hills and finds everything he needs everywhere. But a MONKEY jumped off the branch.
MONKEY: Why am I still not drunk?
DROZDOV: She’s already cheerful. Jumps on the branches, bullies everyone, teases. Curious prankster! But the loudest and brightest of all birds, of course, is the ROOSTER.
ROOSTER: I have a fighting spirit!
DROZDOV: This bird lives in the horoscope and in every village. Fly here, peck the grains, show yourself in all your glory, shout the morning wake-up call. As soon as he senses someone’s fighting spirit, the DOG’s ears will immediately prick up.
DOG: I hear a noise, but where is the fight?
DROZDOV: Come to me! Sit! Stand! Give me your paw! Well done. Smart little animal. For something delicious. And the last one to appear in the horoscope is the PIG.
PIG: Almost immediately, I’ll do it!
DROZDOV: She loves to take care of her massive body - she takes mud baths, flops around, rolls around. And then he comes out of the puddle and grunts contentedly. Now all the animals of the horoscope are with us. They take each other by the paws and walk around each other, following the little tailed leader who wishes everyone happiness in the coming year!
Mini-scene for the New Year “Guess the melody!” - both for high school students and for corporate events
A funny and cheerful mini-scene for the New Year “Guess the melody” is universal! It will fit perfectly into any scenario for different ages, from high school to adult people who want to have a great New Year celebration. By the way, this scene is musical! Get ready to sing original, well-known and beloved songs for the New Year! The main thing is to record the “backing tracks” of these songs in advance!
- The presenter resembles Valdis Pelsh. It is important to actively wave your arms, as if constantly conducting. A constant smile on your face.
- 1 participant - Dima Bilan. He dances all the time. Sometimes he jumps in place.
- 2nd participant - Alla Pugacheva. A hoodie and a red wig are required.
- 3rd participant - Philip Kirkorov. Proud posture and become. On the head is a crown of feathers.
There are three stands on the stage with buttons on each. Opposite them is the Presenter's podium.
The already familiar musical theme from the program “Guess the Melody!” sounds to everyone.
Presenter : Hello, hello, our dear guests! Hello, hello, our beloved TV viewers! We are starting our New Year's program “Guess the Melody!” A joyful surprise awaits you all today! All songs will be dedicated to our most favorite holiday, New Year! Can you imagine?! Everything about winter, gifts, snowflakes, etc.! Moreover, they are familiar and loved to you all from childhood. You will be able to verify this later, believe me!
A recording of the audience's jubilation is heard. Applause, supporting cheers.
Host : So, let me invite the first guest of our New Year's program!
The melody of the song “The Impossible is Possible!” sounds. Dima Bilan comes out dancing - 1 participant.
Dima Bilan : Ge-Ge-Gey! Hi all! Happy New Year (stands at the first podium)!
Presenter : Yes, hello, Dimochka! We are all glad to see you! Take your place.
Dima Bilan : Don’t forget, it’s the first (shows finger 1). I will always be number one!
Host : Okay, okay... We invite the second participant!
The audience applauds. Nobody comes out.
Host : Let's get louder! There is already such a situation that everything needs to be louder...
The audience screams and applauds louder.
To the music of the song “A Million Scarlet Roses!”, Alla Pugacheva comes out with open arms. Tries to go to the hall to pick flowers. Valdis Pelsh takes her by the hand to her podium.
Presenter : Hello, hello, our beloved Allochka Pugacheva!
Alla Pugacheva listening: Oh?
The presenter shouts: Hello, hello, our beloved Allochka Pugacheva!
Alla Pugacheva waves him off: What’s the matter with you, Volodechka? Why are you yelling like that?
Valdis Pelsh : So I’m not Volodya! I'm Valdis!
Alla Pugacheva joyfully: Ah! Exactly! Where is Volodechka?
Host : Most likely, in the Kremlin!
Alla Pugacheva nods in agreement: Yes, yes, yes. Exactly... Ty, Maxim, where are we now (addressing Dima Bilan)?
Dima Bilan loudly: I’m not Maxim, Alla Borisovna! We are on the “Guess the Melody” program. And this is Valdis Pelsh!
Alla Pugacheva is dissatisfied: Why are you surrounded by people I don’t know well? Where is anyone I remember?
The song “My Only One!” plays. Philip Kirkorov comes out.
Philip Kirkorov : My bunny!
Alla Pugacheva : Well, finally... Philip, come closer to me.
Philip takes a seat behind the third stand.
Presenter : I am pleased to introduce to your attention our third participant - the irreplaceable king of the stage, Philip Kirkorov!
The sound of applause in the recording.
Host : So, listen carefully to the melody and guess what song it sounds like. Whoever recognizes her first presses a button on your podium. And, of course, he sings this song! Everyone is welcome to sing along! This is not prohibited, but only encouraged!
The backing track of the song from the movie "Merry Poppins, Goodbye!" – Bad weather for six months! Dima Bilan presses the button first. There is a characteristic sound.
Host : Dima Bilan seems to have found out?
Dima Bilan sings to the music:
Weather changes occur year after year! Children are looking forward to the New Year! And it will come out of nowhere This holiday will always come to us! Six months of bad weather, six months of absolutely nowhere. The weather is bad for six months, but there are miracles in the New Year!
Everyone sings along to the chorus:
Miracles, miracles, we can’t escape them! Miracles, miracles come to us! Miracles, miracles and we believe every year. That there is not one Santa Claus, but definitely two!
Presenter : Good start! Let's continue!
The “backing track” of the song from the movie “Adventures of Electronics” sounds - “The troubles are forgotten, the century is stopped!” Philip Kirkorov is the first to press the button. There is a characteristic sound.
Philip Kirkorov sings to the music:
What is New Year? This is a holiday without worries! This is a fairy tale and fun, Congratulations for the year!
Everyone sings along with the verse: Troubles are forgotten!
White snow fell. Glass toys! Happy man!
The audience applauds joyfully.
Host : Well, it’s simply impossible to play with you, you know all the songs by heart! Then all. I give you the most complex and difficult melody. Listen carefully and guess!
The backing track of the song from the cartoon “Cheburashka and the Crocodile Gena” - Blue Car is playing. The button is pressed by Dima Bilan and Philip Kirkorov. There is a characteristic sound. Both sing in chorus.
The New Year is in a hurry, it has been knocking on our door for a long time! Open the doors quickly! Join in a friendly round dance, friends! Sing a song more cheerfully!
The Presenter also begins to sing along:
Rolling, rolling, sleds, snow flies off the hill into festive fireworks! Happy Santa Claus is bringing us all gifts! Boys and girls are waiting for him to visit!
Everyone applauds joyfully and only Alla Pugacheva stands unperturbed.
The presenter approaches her: Alla Borisovna, are you with us?
Alla Pugacheva calmly: Of course. I can't wait to start playing! When will we guess the songs, Volodenka?
The presenter doomedly: Alla Borisovna, dear, sing already!
Alla Borisovna sings:
An iceberg like an icy mountain, rising out of the fog!
They grab her by the arms and lead her away.
"Don't do as we do"
Staging will require two people. 1: Dear friends, I am glad to welcome you to a wonderful corporate event. Now I will tell you how to celebrate the New Year correctly. 2: Why is it you and not me? 1: Yes, you have no idea how to make the New Year holidays perfect. 2: Ouch! And this is said by a man who, instead of gifts, puts empty boxes with bows under the tree, like Santa Claus brought him so many things for the New Year. 1: And you always bring a box of “Bird’s Milk” as a gift! 2: And every year on the afternoon of the 31st you remember that you forgot to buy bread, you run to the supermarket and stand in line for two hours with people just like you! 1: And you sculpt rain on cotton wool to the ceiling, and then spend a whole year admiring the stains! 2: And you sit at the table all New Year’s Eve, watching the show with Petrosyan! 1: You never buy fireworks! Why, because you can look at strangers from the window! 2: And you take selfies in front of the TV during the president’s speech, and then post them on Instagram! 1: And you sing the Russian anthem at karaoke! 2: And you send the same SMS to all your friends for the New Year, and then you receive them back as congratulations! 1: And every time you make grandiose plans for New Year’s Eve, and then you fill yourself with salad, drink champagne and fall asleep! 2: Are you one of those who burns pieces of paper during the chime, pours ashes into champagne and believes that this will help his dusty list of wishes from ten years ago come true! 1: Are you one of those people who every year at work gives stupid magnets to all your colleagues! 2: And every New Year you start asking your ex for forgiveness and wishing them happiness!
1: And you jump up on January 1 at 9 am, start waking everyone up and yelling: “Let’s go for a ride on the hill quickly!” 2: And you, if you come to visit on the 31st, then they won’t get rid of you before the 3rd, until all the food in the refrigerator is gone. 1: And you’ve been watching the “Battle of Psychics” marathon on TV-3 throughout the New Year holidays. 2: And you congratulate the participants of “House 2” on VKontakte on the New Year, because they are already family to you. 1: And you always grab champagne and, shouting “What can you do?” you flood the entire table, and with the cork you break the chandelier! 2: Oh, and you’re actually pouring champagne, because it’s funnily enough to cover a piece of chocolate with bubbles! 1: And you take a taxi to the city Christmas tree on New Year’s Eve! 2: And you always fall on your tail. 1: And you say: “Hey, pay for the car, otherwise I have five thousand with me.” 2: Well, okay, we’re both good... 1: Therefore, friends, may you have a great New Year’s Eve 2: Never do like us!
Mini-scene for a corporate event “Exchange of Experience”
- Leading;
- Segatsu-san (Japanese Santa Claus);
- 1 Japanese;
- 2 Japanese;
- Father Frost;
- Snow Maiden;
- Snowman.
The New Year's song sounds: Disco Accident - New Year. Contagious laughter can be heard (in the recording). Guests of the event sit and drink at the tables. During the height of the New Year's celebration, a tipsy Presenter approaches the microphone.
Presenter : Dear friends! Our magnificent and unforgettable holiday continues!
Everyone shouts : Hurray!
Presenter : So, in terms of cultural exchange, we decided to invite the Japanese delegation to our funny and cheerful corporate event. Are you ready to welcome foreign guests?
Everyone shouts : Yes!
Host : Then meet the Japanese delegation, friends!
Japanese music is playing. A restrained, modest in movements and behavior, the Japanese delegation in traditional clothes (in a kimono with fans) with yellow chrysanthemums in their hands (each has one) comes onto the stage, mincing step after another.
It consists of: Santa Claus and two Japanese.
Japanese Santa Claus (Segatsu-San). He has a rake in his hands. There are two accompanying persons.
The presenter rushes to hug. Segatsu-san pulls away. One of the escorts covers him and speaks, fanning himself and taking a step forward.
1 Japanese: Daze, from his high head, cannot see the thin vetotsky sky.
2 Japanese takes a step forward: It’s New Year’s Eve Segatsu-San (bows to Japanese Santa Claus, who responds with a restrained nod of his head).
1 Japanese : Long into the distance it winds like a tangled ribbon along the line of fate.
2nd Japanese : We are okay, we got to you together with Segatsu-San (bows to the Japanese Santa Claus, he again responds with a restrained nod of his head).
The Japanese music is interrupted.
Presenter, confused: What?
Segatsu-San looks sharply towards the half-drunk Leader and hits the rake on the floor.
Presenter , even less understanding what is happening: What?
The Japanese delegation sharply groups, covering their Japanese Santa Claus Segatsu-San with fans as a shield. Segatsu-san himself puts his rake into a fighting stance like a bayonet.
The half-drunk Presenter comes closer to the Japanese delegation, not paying attention to the belligerence of the foreigners, and literally pulls Segatsu-San out by the collar (hugging him by the shoulders).
Host : Listen, buddy, I understand everything... But why the rake?
Segatsu - San : I understand, according to our customs on New Year's Eve, you need to eat with glables (shows how). It's clear?
The presenter repeats the movements: Aha! But why a flower?
1 Japanese : Ooooh, this is a toze old Japanese tradition. The green chlysanthemum flower represents happiness and longevity. This is what we wish for you. Both Japanese bow and present a flower to the Presenter, who looks with horror at his bouquet of two chrysanthemums.
Segatsu – San : This is a bad plymeta for us!
Presenter : But ours is not very good (puts two flowers away from himself and spits over his shoulder three times).
Presenter , addressing the audience: And now, friends, isn’t it time for us all to call our Santa Claus together?
All in unison : It's time!
The presenter conducts : Grandfather Frost! Santa Claus! Santa Claus!
The Japanese delegation is watching what is happening with interest. The first Japanese person is holding a traditional national New Year's dish: a flatbread with a tangerine on top. The second Japanese man has a tiny cup of Japanese sake vodka in his hands.
The song plays: Disco Crash - New Year is rushing towards us!. A well-fitted delegation of the Russian Father Frost appears on the stage. Santa Claus has a beard with a mustache on his chin, in his hands he is hugging a large bottle of moonshine, the Snowman has a bucket pushed aside, in his hands is a huge string bag with tangerines, oranges and bananas, the Snow Maiden also has a lopsided hat with false braids on her head, and in her hands is a large basin with Olivier salad. In the middle of the stage, two New Year's delegations meet and look at each other in surprise.
Santa Claus hiccups: Colleague, hello! Reaches for sake and drinks. Segatsu-san, looking at the bottle with interest, bows respectfully.
Santa Claus : We need to talk! Exchange of experience, so to speak (takes him aside).
Santa Claus : Tell me, how do you work on New Year's Day? What are you giving?
Segatsu-san : Oooh, I'll let people sit down! New brushes for writing!
1 Japanese man brings Segatsu-San a small bag with brushes for painting.
Segatsu-san : Will you give it for the New Year?
The snowman barely drags a huge bag of gifts to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus, grinning, shows.
Segatsu-san throws up his hands in admiration: Wow!
Santa Claus: What do you eat and drink on New Year's Day?
The 1st and 2nd Japanese bring out and show a small flatbread and a tangerine. The first Japanese man takes a small bottle from his pocket and pours sake into a small cup.
Santa Claus asks skeptically: Is that all?
Representatives of the Japanese delegation nod with smiles on their faces.
Segatsu-san : Do you drink and eat this for the New Year?
The song of Verka Serduchka is playing - Gorilka. The Snowman comes up with a string bag of fruit. The Snow Maiden can barely carry a bowl of Olivier. Santa Claus pulls up a huge bottle of moonshine.
The Japanese enthusiastically say in unison: Wow!
Everyone drinks and eats, and treats the Japanese delegation, which is also already tipsy.
Segatsu-san , hugging Santa Claus: Listen, Moloz! I understand everything, but I just don’t understand, that’s why your name is aphids (you can hear in the recording how the audience calls Santa Claus three times)?
Santa Claus smiles and says: Yes, because after another glass I can hardly hear them and, to be honest, I don’t really understand them! Again the voice of the audience is heard calling Santa Claus. Both (Santa Claus and Segatsu-San) shout in an embrace: Let's go, let's go. They leave dancing to the song of Verka Serduchka - Good!
"New Year's Traditions"
The teacher will be happy to help his class prepare and have a fun New Year's school concert. This funny sketch scenario will be appreciated by both modern high school students and middle school students. A cheerful school sketch for the New Year about traditions will not only cheer up schoolchildren, but also expand their knowledge about New Year celebrations in different countries.
Characters
Student 1
Student 2
Student 3
Teacher (or class leader)
Props
- a glass of water or a water pistol;
- log;
- a large box of matches;
- a garbage bag with small garbage (pieces of paper, cardboard, etc.);
- confetti cracker.
Scene 1
Three students and a teacher.
Teacher:
Okay, guys. New Years is soon. We need to do an original matinee, and not like last time - a round dance was held and then dispersed. Should be fun. Make a modern holiday!
Student 1: Can I blow something up?
Teacher: No explosions! This is a children's party, safety comes first.
Student 2: Is it possible to break something?
Teacher: No! You’re a schoolboy, use your head, remember what interesting things you learned in class.
Student 3: I recently read about New Year’s traditions from different countries. We can celebrate the New Year in the style of some country...
Teacher: This is a great idea! Well done... Just think about it. Maybe instead of a Christmas tree, we’ll dress up a palm tree, and instead of a round dance, we’ll dance some kind of tribal dance! Let's meet tomorrow and show you what you've done. Let's get creative!
Scene 2
On stage they are the same, but with props.
Three students stand around a table with props. The teacher enters. The 1st student pours water on him).
Teacher: What are you doing? Why did you splash me? It's not funny!
Student 1: Happy Thai New Year! Hooray!
The teacher wipes his face.
Teacher: What kind of stupid jokes...
Student 1: It's no joke. Dousing yourself with water is a Thai New Year's tradition.
Student 2 rolls a log to the teacher’s feet and picks up matches.
Student 2: Now let's burn! How the Europeans burned their Christmas log!
Teacher: Stop! No need to burn me or the log! This tradition does not suit us.
Student 2 sadly rolls the log under the table.
Student 3 comes out with a trash bag and starts throwing trash around.
Teacher: What are you doing? Everything has just been washed for the holiday! Stop immediately.
Student 3: What am I? It was the Italians who came up with the idea of throwing garbage out onto the street on New Year's Day!
Teacher: Stop, stop... What other traditions do you have in store?
Student 1: We also wanted to hit cymbals like the Swedes.
Student 2: And set fire to the tar barrel, like the Scots...
Teacher: You know what, you don’t have to hit anything or set fire to anything. It seems to me that our traditions are the most humane traditions in the world! Let's decorate the Christmas tree, dance in a round dance, call the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus, and we'll go on vacation alive and well.
Student 3 explodes a firecracker. The teacher runs off the stage screaming.
Student 3: Hey! Well, this is our tradition!
Scenarios for fairy tales in a new way are very popular from year to year. Children love to imagine famous fairy tale characters in new roles.
SKETCH “NEED A NEW SANTA CLAUS”
Students of all ages can take part in this skit. If you give free rein to your imagination in making costumes, you will get a very funny and spectacular performance.
Snowflake (dressed in the latest fashion, can be taken as a prototype of the hosts of the “Fashionable Sentence” program)
Hipsta Grandfather and Hipster Girl (hipster images: rolled up jeans, shirts, glasses)
Grandfather of Warcraft and Snegamechka (images of gamers: unkempt appearance, holding chips and game joysticks)
Blog Frost and Selfurochka (images of bloggers: constantly filming something on their phones and muttering)
Santa Claus and Snegurokchka (images of rockers: leather jackets, chains, leather pants, guitars)
Father Frost and Snow Maiden (classic images)
The intro melody of the program “Fashionable Sentence”
"Kool thing" by Sonic Youth
Music from the game "World of Warcraft"
"The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree"
To the melody from the program “Fashionable Sentence,” Snowflake, Snowman and Squirrel appear on stage.
Fashion changes every year: sometimes they wear leopard-print leggings, sometimes they wear Louboutins, sometimes they tuck jeans into their socks. Every year something new! Everywhere, but not here. Santa Claus still walks in his cotton fur coat. The Snow Maiden, as she braided her long braid, continues to braid it. What kind of retrograde? It's outdated and boring! It's time to follow fashion trends! I'm announcing a Santa Claus competition!
Well, why is all this? We like the old grandfather too.
The snowflake hits the snowman in the eye. The snowman screams.
Nothing. A snowflake got into my eye.
The first candidate is Hipsta-grandfather and Hipster. Dressed in fashion, although not for the weather.
Grandfather and Snegurochka come out to the song “Kool thing” by Sonic Youth, dressed like hipsters (necessarily in rolled up jeans). They dance.
Yes, these ankles will freeze in our winter. Not only will they not reach Ustyug, they won’t reach the next entrance!
The next participants are Grandfather of Warcraft and Snegamechka.
The music from “World of Warcraft” is playing, and Grandfather comes out to it in a long, dirty T-shirt, unkempt, with a bottle of cola and a pack of chips, with him the Snow Maiden in a similar look and with game joysticks in his hands. They dance.
What are you talking about? These Grandfather and Snow Maiden sat at the computer all night and will sleep all day.
The next candidates for the place of Father Frost and Snow Maiden are Blog Frost and Selfurochka.
The chorus of the BI-2 song “Laiki” sounds, and Grandfather and Snegurochka come out in the guise of bloggers. The Snow Maiden constantly takes selfies, Grandfather takes pictures of everything around him. They dance.
Yes, while they are taking selfies with the deer, all their gifts will be stolen!
The next couple is Santa Claus and Snegurokchka.
An AC/DC song plays, to which Father Frost and Snegurochka come out dressed as metal rockers. They dance.
Are you crazy, Snowflake? They will scare all the children away. And the gifts will be sold to buy new guitars. Best case scenario.
You won't be pleased at all! The last candidates are traditional Father Frost and Snow Maiden. Outdated version.
To the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest,” Father Frost and Snow Maiden come out in traditional outfits. With a bag of gifts.
Hello guys! Happy New Year! I brought you gifts.
Father Frost and Snow Maiden present gifts to everyone present on stage, then approach Snowflake and hand her a package.
I don't take bribes!
This is a new iPhone.
We have a new winner!
Of course, we should not forget about the symbol of the coming year - the pig. Our next New Year's skit at school is about her.
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“And deer are better!”
This funny play-scene involves influencing the characters and spectators to a predetermined effect of surprise. The main character is Santa Claus. He rides reindeer across the tundra in a snowstorm and cannot see the road. Suddenly obstacles appear in his way. But, of course, he will overcome all of them and will definitely get to the children for the holiday!
Replies from the main participant - GRANDFATHER'S CLAUS:
– An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better! (A joke from Santa Claus on the way.)
- However! (When an obstacle arose.)
- Happy New Year! However. (At the very end, after the final words of the presenter.)
Silent participants (they run onto the stage and suddenly stop right in front of Santa Claus):
MOUNTAIN (you have to go around it)
GAP (you have to jump over it)
ICE FLOW (it must be driven to the shore by a blow of wind)
POLAR BEAR (you need to give him a gift - fish)
WIND (howls)
BLIZZARD (circling and sweeping)
All participants must figure out for themselves what to do and when to do it, following the course of the presenter’s narration.
HOST: Far North. It's cold, though. The wind howls. Santa Claus rides across the tundra in a large sleigh on reindeer and exclaims cheerfully...
SANTA CLAUS: An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better!
HOST: This is how he goes, goes. And the WIND howls. A BLIZZARD swirls and sweeps. Nothing is visible, however. Suddenly, a huge MOUNTAIN appears in front of Santa Claus!
SANTA CLAUS: However!
HOST: Santa Claus took off his hat, scratched the back of his head, and put on his hat. And I remembered the old wise proverb: a smart person won’t climb a mountain, a smart person will walk around a mountain. And he ordered the deer to go around this huge mountain, and then move on.
SANTA CLAUS: An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better!
HOST: This is how he goes, goes. And the WIND howls. A BLIZZARD swirls and sweeps. Nothing is visible, however. Suddenly, suddenly, an Abyss appeared in front of Santa Claus! It lay and stretched far in both directions - there was no way to get around it.
SANTA CLAUS: However!
HOST: Santa Claus took off his mittens, rubbed his hands, stretched his legs, and put on his mittens. And I remembered the old wise proverb: don’t say “hop” until you jump over. Then Santa Claus ordered the reindeer to run faster and push off harder. So they jumped over the abyss. And I moved on.
SANTA CLAUS: An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better!
HOST: This is how he goes, goes. And the WIND howls. A BLIZZARD swirls and sweeps. Nothing is visible, however. Suddenly, the open ocean splashed in front of Santa Claus. This was a huge ICE floe breaking off, which the WIND carried far from the shore.
SANTA CLAUS: However!
HOST: Santa Claus looked left, looked right. I determined where the WIND was blowing from, and remembered the old wise saying: the wind is the brother of the blizzard. Santa Claus called Blizzard. The Blizzard began to blow towards the WIND. The WIND and Blizzard swirled in a snowy waltz, and drove the ICE FLOW to the shore. And Santa Claus moved on.
SANTA CLAUS: An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better!
HOST: This is how he goes, goes. And the WIND howls. A BLIZZARD swirls and sweeps. Nothing is visible, however. Suddenly, a POLAR BEAR suddenly appeared in front of Santa Claus.
SANTA CLAUS: However!
HOST: Santa Claus looked at his red bag and remembered the old wise saying: it is not the gift that is valuable, but the attention. And Santa Claus took a silver fish out of his bag and gave it to the polar bear. The POLAR BEAR gladly took the fish, bowed to Santa Claus and stepped aside. And Santa Claus moved on.
SANTA CLAUS: An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better!
HOST: This is how he goes, goes. And the horizon brightens. The polar night is receding. The tundra is over and the taiga has passed. And there are the lights of big cities and decorated Christmas trees. And Grandfather Frost gives gifts to everyone. And why? And all because Santa Claus is kind and savvy.
SANTA CLAUS: Happy New Year! However.
