On this page we have collected for you the funniest Valentine's Day greetings . This holiday is also called Valentine's Day and is dedicated to all lovers. And if you are also in love, then this is your holiday. We have already told a brief history, or rather one of the legends of the origin of this holiday, here . In our country, this holiday has gained popularity quite recently, but has already become a favorite among Russian lovers, and they gladly congratulate their chosen ones by sending them postcards and verbal congratulations on this day. And so that you can also congratulate your loved ones, we have prepared these cool congratulations on Valentine’s Day in verse. Love each other and be happy!
Happy Valentine's Day - funny congratulations in verse
On Valentine's Day I wish everyone love. I wish everyone health and dreams come true. So that everyone in this life meets their soul mate. So that everyone has a meaning and, of course, their own pier.
I want to burst into you with a cool congratulation on this day And wish you the love of desire, Two tenderly loving people! Yes, yes, I’m directly hinting at how we’ll spend the evening. I have long been an immodest lady, I can love you to death!
Happy Happy Cupids Day! Happy Valentine's Day! Congratulations to all friends May your life be more fun! If you love, then firmly, If you marry, then accurately, - For a long, long time, for years, Like in a fairy tale - forever! If you quarrel, make peace, Give in, don’t be lazy, Let love always live, Bloom again and again!
The cupids' wings are wet - you need to work all day. And the birds all fell silent for a moment, When a shadow slid from the sky... They are watching where the arrow tends to Head this time. I wish you to fall in love, After all, Valentine’s Day is now!
On this famous day, We are very lazy to work, After all, the soul desires love, From which the heart melts, And champagne in glasses, Happiness, awe, vocals, Long dances, until we drop, With the one for whom we are very happy, Valentine's Day - This is a holiday , not a routine, Congratulations to all lovers, All inspired by love!
Valentine's Day is here, I send you joy! I wish you sincere smiles, giving this message to you. Hurry, please, read the poems, You are your admirer! You will receive a declaration of love, And guess from whom!
Let the pieces of ice melt on your heart from a cheerful valentine! It's not difficult to love everyone. So, from now on, love dogs and cats, And neighbors, and passers-by, And a little, at least a little, Well, a little - me!
This world is like a yin-yang sign - Everything has a half. Where is love and where is deception? The line is almost indistinguishable... Valentine's Day has been given to us. To understand feelings, only the most callous “stump” will not give up on this day of love!
Every verse is filled with Love without measure and without edge, But I frankly do not hide these tender feelings of mine! All ages are submissive to love, as the wise classic said. So let the nimble Cupid flutter among us, not sparing his wings.
We girls want romance, you boys want sex. We girls love candy wrappers so much, And you are instincts and reflexes. Let's make a truce between the sexes today. There is only one Valentine's Day! He gives us abundance of love!
In mid-February, the whole earth is hidden by snow, clouds are floating low, spring is not yet close... Oh, not close? Let's see! Help us, Valentin! Melt the snow quickly and hasten spring, Because spring is important for all lovers, So that the pre-spring warmth enters their hearts.
I wish you true happiness, And never lose heart, And on Valentine's Day - a holiday of passion I want to sincerely say - Let there be such love that everything is smoking for you, Let no one judge you for your passion, I wish you fire in the eyes!
Today is Valentine's Day, and I hasten to congratulate you all! Let no one be too lazy to provide a report to the Saint! About the fact that he proposed, Or composed a poem. About the fact that he gave HER a surprise and gave HIM a striptease. Let there be many impressions from amorous introductions! So that Valentin appreciates them and bestows happiness on you all!
Let it satisfy your desires, Increase your sexual appetite A wonderful second half - I wish you on Valentine's Day! Let your love blow your mind, And life always promises good luck. May you be lucky in all your affairs, May love save you from all worries!
Congratulations to all lovers, both with experience, and “greens”, Ukrainians and French, All from the former Union! Africans and Cubans, British and Ossetians! We wish you all strong love, very fiery and tenacious, kisses and success, happiness, joy and laughter, happy and uncomplicated days and all kinds of surprises
Valentine's Day is coming to us In anticipation of spring, And in spring millions - Everyone is in love with each other!
The flame of feelings gives birth to a word: Lines flow from the heart, Don’t judge me harshly And don’t rush to laugh!
Valentines are flying like birds to a warm land! Everyone congratulates their loved ones - So meet me!
Funny Valentine's Day greetings to your loved one
I love you like a sleigh in winter! I can't bear to be without you! I am snow, and you are crackling frost, Don’t let a ray come close... Otherwise I will certainly melt and become a puddle in the Universe!
The angel waved his wing - Again, you and I are together! Valentine's day is wonderful - This is our favorite holiday! Congratulations, my baby... At least you are still fast asleep. I love you, my bunny, Wake up, dear boy!
Happy Valentine’s Day, Congratulations, dear, It’s always good, my love, If you and I are together. You know, more than anyone in the world I love... myself alone, But believe me, there is a special place in my heart for you.
I want you to love me, I want you to be with me. I don’t want to be denied anything, I want everything now, all at once. I will be simply perfect - Always attentive, loyal. Just don’t you dare forget about one thing: Just try to change it!
On Valentine's Day, he was tired from work - He gave loved ones to everyone, sent hearts to everyone. And playful Cupid somehow shot an arrow at me, so that I would always love you, as best I can, as best I can.
I confess on Valentine's Day that without you I am just half. In order for me to be whole in the huge world, I need you both in my heart and in my apartment. And that’s why I wish you now - Live, warming me with love. And you, dear, will always be fed, caressed, and warm in return!
Congratulations, dear, My best man, And I give love a flow on Valentine's Day.
I’ll drink it for you today, my dear, I’ll take aspirin, so that your head doesn’t hurt and the adrenaline rushes.
On frescoes, paintings, panels, medallions, In newspaper files - St. Valentine, the patron saint of lovers, is ready to help us everywhere! He himself told me about this at dawn, When he quietly entered my sleep... Let's meet him as expected - Together, you and me! Fine?
To be loved by you is a gift. It’s mutual, there are countless words. And, as they say in old songs, “There really is love in the world.” I only need you, period. I am without you like without water. Just the way it is, without any problems. I need you and only you!
On Valentine's Day, my beloved, Give me a diamond, Or give me a car, Or a house, as an option. There will be a gift from me too, dear: I signed a Valentine’s card, so that you will always be with me!
To the fearlessness of a Christian, To the lyrical intensity, To St. Valentine I want to raise a glass; And add some warmth to you, send a Valentine. In it I want to congratulate you and tell you about my feelings. My only man, come to me quickly. We will drink tea with raspberries and cherish the doves.
I want to tell you on this day - My love is always with you, like a shadow. Love for you is like a big dinosaur, It is like space, without end and edge! I can't keep it a secret. I love you more than anyone in the world.
Happy Valentine's Day Congratulations to you, man! And today at the restaurant I’m making a date for you. Arrive on time, you and your fat wallet.
On Valentine's Day, to my beloved guy, I want to wish that you don't look at other girls' skirts for no reason, and only want to curb me. To be faithful is the true destiny of the strong, Yes, the world is full of the most fabulous bodies, But, dear, there is not enough for everyone anyway - You are destined to be with me!
Your tenderness is so necessary for me, my beloved, these days. I'm ready for congratulations on Valentine's Day. I put on Sexy Lingerie for you. And my tender body is ready for caresses. Today I will give you a hurricane of passion. All the nets have already been laid out and the love trap is ready.
Happy Valentine's Day, my beloved! I want to wish passion, You are sensitive, unrealistically sweet, I have long wanted to tell you: That you are cooler than boiled eggs, I dreamed of always being yours. Perhaps there is something better somewhere... But you are alone in my soul!
Valentine's Day is coming to us, Approaching again. Everyone who loves is not bypassed. I will buy valentines for you, beloved, and give my love. Only on holiday will you wash the dishes yourself, my love!
Cool congratulations on February 14, cheerful, funny, comic
If on Valentine's Day you want to congratulate your friends with humor, then we offer funny congratulations on Valentine's Day, which is celebrated on February 14.
Funny, humorous, cheerful congratulations in verse will make your friends laugh and delight on this day, and create a good mood for them appropriate for the holiday.
We offer poems for Valentine's Day, written in an original style, short and long.
Comic wishes for the holiday of love will melt the ice in many hearts and make you smile on this magical day.
Happy Valentine's Day! Let the soul rejoice again! There is a great reason to remember about love again!
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Valentine's Day is a red day on the calendar! What a glorious picture - We are in bed - you and me! That picture is framed by Roses, ribbons and flowers. Let's drink a bottle of wine Without getting up - you and me! And Cupid in that picture - Do you see how his wings are trembling? In the heart of everyone who loves, well-aimed arrows fly!
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On Valentine's Day, I want to ask you: Tell me, who is that beast that could make you fall in love?
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Happy Valentine's Day, I wish you Pheromones! So that the blood boils in the veins, So that love boils in them! On this day there is no shame in blushing And turning pale is so obvious! After all, today Valentin presents intimacy to everyone! Try, open up and enjoy love! And don’t be stingy with tenderness, intertwine with your passion!
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Happy Valentine's Day Congratulations! May life and love be full of adrenaline!
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On Valentine's Day, accept congratulations. No words of gratitude are needed - Just hug me tighter.
You sit closer to me. And I’ll whisper in your ear: “My gift, the Kama Sutra, is waiting for you under your pillow.”
Oh, the neighbors can't sleep now. Together with us until the morning! Happy Valentine's Day, and I give myself to you.
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Let the Cupids find you quickly and shoot an arrow right at the target! Let the murmurs and murmurs begin in life, And love bursts through your door!
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On Valentine's Day, let's have a little luck. At least let some ugly person send me a heart! I won’t kill him, I won’t tease him, and I won’t scold him. I’ll just stop thinking that I won’t see happiness!
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Happy Valentine's Day! Being in love is cool, believe me! I wish you tender passion and romance, Because with love, life becomes brighter!
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Let Valentine bring you a limousine today, And fill the entire salon, A whole million bucks. Then success will come, You will be more desirable than everyone else, Everyone will love you, Carry you in their arms, lovingly. Happily, open the doors And go to the window, Look, maybe the Limousine is really standing there.
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Happy Valentine's Day! Life is as sweet as a raspberry! Quickly prepare your basket to collect these raspberries!
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On Valentine's Day, give a bouquet to your loved one! It’s okay that your beloved is allergic to flowers - Let him see and melt from their delicate beauty. She starts crying and sneezing, But she can’t blame her for forgetting to congratulate her, On Valentine’s Day you again!
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Happy Valentine's Day to Red, Light, and Tar-haired people! All inspired by love: Old and young!
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If only sweet candies are presented, listen to the wise man's advice on Valentine's Day. Swap your robe for a dress, find some lipstick. There is no need to go through your husband's pockets.
Hide all reproaches away, we will take revenge later. Remember that a man is not a robot, he is a person too. Fry cutlets, smile, don’t snore all night! And then the saint will give you a fur coat, by the way...
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In the midst of snow, blizzards, cold weather, try to forbid us to love! Previously, we were waiting for March cats... Now we are waiting for St. Valentine.
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On Valentine's Day, we are waiting for brunettes and blondes, we are waiting for bald and hairy ones, big-eyed and big-nosed, both talkative and not so talkative, Everyone is waiting for their own, in short!
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The sun shone brighter, As if happiness was pouring from the south! On Valentine's Day, everyone falls in love with each other!
So in the area of intimacy, you can really go wild on Valentine's Day - the Day of universal falling in love!
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Happy Valentine's Day, I tenderly congratulate the lovers. I wish you not to forget about gifts on this day.
And contacts in your phone, Always save them correctly. So that “I love you”, to someone else, suddenly you don’t accidentally say!
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Happy Valentine's Day, despite the snow and blizzard. Saint Valentine, I know, will freeze us to each other!
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Cupid shoots at us, Hitting us every time, We have nowhere to go, His target, of course, is the heart!
Only good Valentine is ready to help, so that hearts can unite. Happy birthday! It's time to fall in love!
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Valentine's Day is a red day on the calendar! What a glorious picture - We are in bed - you and me! That picture is framed by Roses, ribbons and flowers. Let's drink a bottle of wine Without getting up - you and me! And Cupid in that picture - Do you see how his wings are trembling? In the heart of everyone who loves, well-aimed arrows fly!
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Forget my confession of love. I have always lied and I lie now. No, you have charm, But more I love... jelly!
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Let Cupid take a sip of wine and thread an arrow, it will definitely hit the heart and make you love, so that from such love, you won’t sleep, won’t eat, so that peace is lost, only you want me!
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Let your life be like in a fairy tale - Eat more parsley and dill. I love you not for your eyes, but for your big butt.
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Today I congratulate you on Valentine’s Day, let the feeling give you intensity, a surge of passion, adrenaline.
There will be a soulmate nearby, Be sure to let it be yours, Open your heart quickly for the cupid spear.
I wish you sweet nights, So that you can have a lot of fun, So that later the neighbors even come out to smoke.
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Frozen to the bow, without changing his position, Cupid sat naked on the roof. He did not know that February frosts are not the season for lovers in Russia.
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Angels on a dark night Drank coffee and played pranks. They took the arrows, sang songs and, playing, flew away.
And on that sleepless night they had a lot of fun. The angels shot arrows and connected hearts!
They were patronized by the wise Saint Valentine. We congratulate him now and wish him great love!
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My boss, you work even on Valentine’s Day... And the evening is already close! Let your subordinates go early, I'm tired of waiting in the waiting room! Your pussy.
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Among dozens of weekdays, there is one special one. On Valentine's Day, Cupid is our master.
And I can’t sleep because of the feelings. Oh, how I long for you... Arrows in the heart, an awl in the butt: I can’t wait to meet you.
As proof of my Comprehensive love, I am sending a Valentine card. Catch her quickly!
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I’ll sign this postcard first, and when we meet, I’ll kiss you and strangle you in my arms!
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Happy Valentine's Day, my beloved! I want to wish passion, You are sensitive, unrealistically sweet, I have long wanted to tell you: That you are cooler than boiled eggs, I dreamed of always being yours. Perhaps there is something better somewhere... But you are alone in my soul!
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On Valentine's Day, I wish to drink beer, a mug of vodka and wine, and give myself completely!
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Valentin promises us to add a little passion to life and we should meet him and even shout the word “Hello!”
What a wonderful holiday this is! After all, I love you as before. Even if there are many different reasons, But this is a reason for hope!
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Be as beautiful as Malvina, so that Pinocchio falls in love. Artemon takes him to the cinema and Pierrot writes poetry.
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The cupids are sick of them, they are throwing arrows in all directions. They put up tough barriers: They will never bring us together. Only I don’t lose heart, There’s just a lump in my throat. I’m sending a Valentine’s card - This is my love poem! We will be together anyway, I will kill Cupid. In a fit of revenge, I’ll stab him with an arrow!
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The designer made a calendar with a heart, The artist brought a heart in the picture... I wonder what the surgeon will give me as a February valentine?
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I got stuck in you like in a spider's web. Happy Valentine's Day!
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On Valentine's Day, my beloved, Give me a diamond, Or give me a car, Or a house, as an option. There will be a gift from me too, dear: I signed a Valentine’s card, so that you will always be with me!
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Today is Valentine's day, I open my heart to you. So guess, if you are not too lazy, Who only sighs for you.
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Ah, Valentine's Day! I will cry for a whole year, If not a single beast in the world sends me a Valentine. I will spit in the faces of all lovers, I will take out a powerful shotgun. It looks like not a single man will survive the battle today! And so, let me congratulate everyone! I wish you great love, I can leave my phone number... Call me, I’ll be waiting!
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More money and intimacy, Happy Valentine's Day! There will be money and intimacy, why do you need Valentine!
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I want to fall down the stairs, I want to jump out the window. I wish you to fall in love with a boy and marry him.
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Funny Valentine's Day greetings for your beloved
On a frosty February morning, when the cold breaks your bones, I will tell you the three most important verbs in my gentle and warm voice, warming all your cells with summer air and breath: - I Love, Desire and Wait for You! My Tender, Darling!
From bright sun fragments, Flowers, confessions, oranges I will create a gift on Valentine's Day, on Valentine's Day. And somewhere there, at the bottom of the box, When you want to warm up, I put My burning heart in your envelope!
I caught a wonderful virus, Its name is love, It quickly struck my heart And immediately passion entered my blood. Today, on Valentine's Day, Beloved, congratulations. And “cheer” with me to your heart’s content, I invite you to the bedroom.
I am your wizard now. A kiss rather than a genie, I will fulfill any order on Valentine's Day. For you, my star, I will become a hot macho, This night I will work from the heart, with dedication.
Be happy on Valentine's Day, the rest is nonsense! Be beautiful on Valentine's Day, and you are always beautiful! Let my love, baby, Warm every hour. I fell in love like a boy! My thoughts are only about us.
This day is filled with a bright, delicate aroma. There may be a lot of snowdrifts, But there are drops ringing in the soul. Congratulations on Valentine's Day And I shout to you again - How happy I am, dear! You are my light, my love!
One day cupid shot - And I fell in love with you, I submitted to your magical beauty forever. I dream of celebrating our Valentine's Day every year. I hasten to wish you good luck and happiness, dear!
On a harsh February day, I won’t say a word to you About hairstyle, makeup, Even about your friend, Because today, on this day, I’m in love like an old stump! Cupid is to blame for everything - He stripped me of seven skins, so that I would be flexible and idolize you! I won’t contradict him, but I’m in a hurry to meet you. You are the prettiest of all, baby! My little mouse, Sun, unearthly joy, Happy Valentine's Day. Hugs.
I don’t know whether to cry or dance, It’s hard not to admit that I met you like this Strevozno, But still better than anyone in the world Yes, I won’t say anything about the sad things - Let sometimes you “build” me. I want to be alone with you. Give me fireworks in my life!
Today is Valentine's Day, I congratulate you, For you, my kitten, This is what I wish: Be confident in your feelings, Kiss me more often, Because every kiss is sweeter and sweeter to me! Be cheerful and happy, in the latter - try! And you will always remain so beautiful!
Hello! I'm texting for one girl! Beautiful, like a princess And friendly with her head! And so, my princess, Today I will congratulate you on Valentine’s Day and give... myself!
What could be better than love? Is all Abramovich's wealth? Yes, they are all unhappy, “kings”! Money can't buy happiness. I'm happy! I have you! And I don’t need anyone else, So be my wife, dream girl! And I would become your husband!
On Valentine's Day, I want to promise to call my bunny only sweet and beloved. And also give gifts, And also give flowers. In general, what can I say, I can speak beautifully!
The red day of the calendar has arrived for all lovers! This February holiday is a day inspired by dreams! I hurry to you quickly With faith in a miracle and with hope, That, of course, you are mine, You will be the same as before!
I want to wish my soul mate to reap the fruits of our passion as soon as possible, So that love lives and lives in the heart, And so that Cupid’s arrow does not break. May all our days and, especially, nights be magical and very passionate.
Funny congratulations on Valentine's Day
Congratulations! I hope you will have a sea of romance and sensual intimacy, delicious like raspberry jam. May your relationship be as tender and sweet as honey, and your hugs as strong as a python's grip. May fate accompany your goals, and may your significant other illuminate your life’s path!
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Let powerful sexual energy emanate from you, which will make the object of your adoration look at you with admiring eyes and not get out of bed for days. I wish that happiness overflows and inspires you to great deeds, inspires you and drives you crazy. Let your life be filled with tenderness and care, and let your other half be under your wing!
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On Valentine's Day in February, I would like to wish you to spend your life with a person who will be worthy of you. Be a brave warrior in bed, a gentle and fluffy animal in the arms of your significant other, an impregnable citadel for enemies and a talented genius in other moments. May the tenderness of a loving heart give peace and deep happiness!
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I want you, my friend, to experience sincere delight from your soul mate. Let the tenderness she gives invigorate and motivate. I wish you never to encounter problems in relationships, let your feelings not spoil your nerves, let your heart beat in unison with the object of your adoration, who will caress and cherish you in every possible way. May you never feel the need for attention and care!
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Let warmth and sincere feelings systematically fill your heart, like gasoline in a gas tank. May every new day give you and your significant other pleasant romantic adventures, bright emotions and breathtaking passion. I hope your relationship will be magical and fabulous, worthy of becoming an example of a new fairy tale!
Happy Valentine's Day - funny and short congratulations
Let the heart beat faster, Let the long-awaited spring blow, Let the road lead us to happiness - Meet Valentine's Day at the doorstep!
Happy Valentine's Day, despite the snow and blizzard! Saint Valentine, I know, will freeze us to each other!
I've loved you for a long time. I pray to Holy Elder Valentine for your love. I need it so much!
We are connected with you forever, You are my favorite person! You are better than anyone I know, I always dream of being with you!
I don’t know a better rhyme, Which suits February Just as accurately, just as sonorously... This is “I love you!”
There's a lot of money and intimacy on Valentine's Day! There will be money and sex, why do we care about Valentine?
On Valentine's Day I'll bring you from the store Not a pie, not sausages, But panties with hearts!
Happy Valentine's Day, I wish you Pheromones! So that the blood boils in the veins, So that love boils in them!
Saint Valentine is honored by the Earth, the Planet has gone crazy with love. And I go down, wanting only you. My love, save me quickly!
Loving is pleasant and useful! Everywhere and everywhere - everywhere. Let us prove this and be together until dawn!
I love you like a buttered bun. You are more valuable to me than two cutlets. I wanted to confess my love to you, but I’ll be late for lunch.
