Funny scenes dedicated to the professional holiday Teacher's Day can be performed at school during the celebration at a gala concert or at a corporate party. On this day, teachers are congratulated not only by students, but also by parents of children. If necessary, involve children and parents. Let them also receive a portion of positive emotions, and also show their acting talents.
Perhaps all that is required from teachers on this significant day is to receive congratulations and admiration.
Funny skit about teachers for Teacher's Day “Expectations and Reality”
On the stage there are 6 chairs in 3 rows and a blackboard. Four students come in and occupy the first rows, the teacher stands at the blackboard. The bell rings, the children rise from their seats and greet the teacher.
Presenter : Now let's take a look at school life from the outside. For your attention, the teacher's expectations and harsh reality. Scene one - late for class!
A quiet knock sounds and student #1 timidly steps onto the stage.
Teacher : Sinitsyn, why are you late?
Student No. 1 bashfully: Sorry, Maryivanna, I overslept. Can I come in?
Teacher : Of course. Come in, sit down. But don't be late again!
Student #1 nods and quietly moves to the last row.
Host : And now attention, reality.
Student No. 2 appears on stage to the music of “The Pink Panther.” The teacher writes something on the board. He sneaks around, silently high-fives all his classmates and takes a seat at the back.
Teacher : Oh, Romashkin! How did you end up here?
Student number 2 : What are you doing, Maryivanna! I've been sitting here from the very beginning. You just didn't notice.
The class laughs.
Presenter : Scene two - the teacher leaves the classroom during the lesson. Expectation.
Teacher : Guys, I’ll go out for a minute. Be quiet!
The teacher hides behind the scenes, the guys continue to write something and whisper.
Host : And now Reality.
The teacher is behind the scenes, the children jump up from their seats. The girls dance and gossip, and the boys throw papers, push and run around the stage. The teacher returns, everyone quickly runs to their places.
Presenter : Scene three - unscheduled test. Expectation.
Teacher : So, today we have an unscheduled test!
Student , raising her hand: Maryivanna, can we repeat the topics before we start?
Teacher : Okay, but only five minutes.
Pupils open books and read.
Host : And now Reality.
Teacher : Guys, we have an unscheduled test today.
Everything is out of order: Oh, I feel so bad! I'm dying! Can I go home? My head hurts! My stomach is churning! I'm sick!
Presenter : Scene four - the teacher is teaching a lesson. Expectation.
The teacher writes something on the board to the song “Twice two is four” and explains. Everyone listens quietly and obediently writes in their notebooks.
Host : Now pay attention! Reality.
The music is speeding up, the teacher is gesticulating, nervous. The guys clutch their heads, pretend to fall asleep, and in the last row someone falls out of their chair.
Presenter : And finally - the end of the lesson. Expectation.
Teacher : That's all for today, guys. Goodbye.
Students in chorus: Goodbye!
The bell rings, everyone gets up and calmly leaves.
Host : But what is Reality?
Teacher : That's all for today. Goodbye class.
Students : Goodbye!
The bell rings. Everyone jumps up, grabs their bags, speaks loudly, moves chairs, laughs and races out of the office.
Host : This is the harsh truth of school life. Thanks to the teachers for their patience and work! Cheerful music sounds, the actors come out to bow!
What is a cabbage plant?
Kapustnik is a comic performance consisting of all kinds of skits on a school theme. The first skit parties were organized in the Russian Empire by theater workers for a narrow circle of invitees, usually during Lent. The name comes from the traditional Lenten dish - cabbage.
If you don’t have time for a full-fledged skit, do a shortened version of it. For example, have your new teachers take a mock exam. To do this, prepare cool questions and answers.
on separate pieces of paper. Each “examinee” will draw a ticket from one pile, and the answer to it from the other.
Funny scene for the holiday of October 5 for high school students (grades 6-11)
(Author Vavilchenkova E.M.)
- Characters:
- First high school student
- Second high school student
- Third high school student
- Fourth high school student
- Fifth high school student
- Enthusiastic high school student
- teacher
- First seller
- Second seller
A group of 6 high school students run onto the stage.
They line up and take turns starting to speak with inspiration and elation.
First high school student : Our dears!
Second high school student : Favorite!
Third high school student : Dear!
Fourth high school student : Honored!
Fifth high school student : Adored!
Enthusiastic high school student : (continues) Beloved, unforgettable, wrapped up, muzzled, bungled...
First high school student : (interrupts, covering the Enthusiastic mouth with his hand) What are you talking about? (Strokes him on the head and explains to the audience) I was completely stunned, poor thing. He started talking.
The group of students continues:
First high school student : Our dear teachers!
Second high school student : We love you!
Third high school student : Respect!
Fourth high school student : Let's read!
First high school student : We love it!
Enthusiastic high school student: (continues with inspiration) We bow, admire, admire, wonder...
First high school student : (interrupting) Maybe stop fawning?
Enthusiastic high school student: (persistently and stubbornly) No way!
Group of students (continue one by one).
First high school student : Yes! We understand how difficult it is for you!
Second high school student : With us, the unlucky ones!
Third high school student: Unassembled!
Fourth high school student : Impolite!
First high school student : Inattentive!
Enthusiastic high school student : (interrupts and continues alone) Lazy, loud, talkative, rabid...
First high school student : (indignantly) Well, I'm tired of it! (Clamps the mouth of the Enthusiastic)
Enthusiastic high school student : (continues to shout something incomprehensible with his mouth clamped) Po, ti, ka, lyu, si... etc. (Classmates “calm down” an inflatable baton hanging from two comrades’ arms).
First high school student: (continues) We understand you, we sympathize with you with all our hearts and want to help you. We invite you to the store of amazing inventions “To help our dear teacher.”
The curtain opens. On the stage there are tables with objects laid out on them - experimental goods. Two students are sitting on chairs. They will participate in the experiment. There are two sellers at the tables with goods: active, cheerful, very kind.
First seller : (joyfully) Here comes the first visitor! Please pass!
Teacher : (timid, nervous, insecure, glasses on the tip of her nose, which she constantly adjusts; she shudders at everything, constantly turns around in fear, fiddling with something in her hands, speaks quietly and politely) Hello. Excuse me, did I get to the store?
Second seller : (helpful) Glad to serve! What do you want?
Teacher : I would like something... to... help...
First seller : (broad gesture towards the items) Please! Widest choice.
Teacher : (joyfully grabs the first thing that catches her eye - a broom) Could this be it?
Second seller : (trying to take the broom, they are struggling) Give it back! (dismissively) This is an outdated model...
Teacher : (pleadingly) What do you recommend? After all, there was no sweet spot with the guys.
First seller : (vigorously) Here! Especially for you: neat tweezers (shows) for pulling out loose tongues.
The teacher recoils.
Second seller : And here is the set (shows): a hammer and nails for crucifixion on the most obnoxious desks...
Teacher : (rolls her eyes, screams) No! No!
First salesman : (to another) Look, I think she's too impressionable.
Second seller : There’s no point in doing something like that at school...
Teacher : (pleadingly) Please... look... something else
First seller : Well, then - this is it: absolutely harmless and very effective! (puts out rolls of toilet paper) Give a gift to your colleague, an English teacher.
Teacher : (suspiciously) Toilet paper? Excuse me, how is this?
Second seller : It’s very simple: you send the student with this roll to the toilet, and let him sit there until he uses it all, learning English. You see, here first comes the alphabet, then the words (unwinding the paper), then the tenses of the verbs.
Teacher : Great idea! Is there such a guide for any other subjects?
First seller : Here you go: formulas in mathematics, dates in history, complex topics in the Russian language... That’s all for now, but we continue to work in this direction.
Teacher : (joyfully) I’ll take it, I’ll take it, I’ll take it! (holds up the bag and they start putting rolls in there) Oh! (stops) But if everyone sits in the toilets, who will we work with? (puts everything back) Can I watch something else?
Second salesman : (helpful) Please, please!
Teacher : (looking around, searching) Give... me... this pillow.
First seller : (with doubt) This one is unlikely to suit you, it’s suffocating...
Teacher : (with horror, pushing away, throwing away the pillow) Oh! No! No!
Second seller : (calmingly) Take another one, this one, it’s just soothing. Give the students a pillow. Like this (demonstrates) - the students fall asleep. Do you see? They fell asleep, and you can go about your business - read a book, knit a blouse...
Teacher : (with doubt) What about the educational process? How to execute the program if everyone is asleep?
First seller : Yes... they didn’t finish it! (snatches a pillow; the students look around in shock) Well, okay, let's think.
Teacher : (with despair) What should I do? Should I not leave empty-handed? Do you have anything else?
Second seller : Here, just for you (starts taking it out from under the counter). "Straitjacket"! True, it comes complete with two riot policemen. At the moment they are in traumatology. Here! It is better! You see, gags come in different modifications, for example, a dummy gag. It works like this (begins to demonstrate): the student sucks him in and can no longer chat - he only moos (the students moo and gag).
Teacher : (horrified) Oh, they’ll suffocate! Stop it!
First seller : Don't worry! (pats students on the back; they spit out the pacifier) See, everything is fine. Here are also “Water Laxative”, “Noose Healing”...
The teacher can no longer speak, she only hums and shakes her head negatively.
Second seller : Well, then we don't know. You won’t please... Maybe a set “to help a beginning teacher”?
Teacher : (hopefully) What's in this set?
First seller : (inspired) A gun for shooting the most insolent, a grenade for neutralizing the most obnoxious, a gas canister for self-defense, a fishing rod for catching...
Teacher : (pleadingly) Or maybe this is the last one on the list.
Second seller : {readily) A fishing rod? Please! It comes with a sandwich. Used to remove the most arrogant from the class.
Teacher : (timidly) Oh... a sandwich, excuse me, why?
First seller : This is bait. See how it works - flawlessly! We put the sandwich on the hook, bring it to the student’s nose (shows) and he follows you as if hypnotized!
Teacher : Very tempting, very... I think I'll take it... What are the sandwiches with?
Second seller : For every taste! With sausage, ham, salmon, red and black caviar...
Teacher : The teacher gradually sits down on the chair. Mommy (faints).
First seller : Listen, what's wrong with her?
Second seller : I say, she’s very impressionable (fans the teacher with a newspaper).
- Who answers the eternal childish question: “why?” teaches us to look for the answer on our own? – TEACHER – (in unison).
- Who, using the full range of their vocal cords, is trying to put into us for change what has not been put in place for years? - TEACHER.
- Who comes up with 7-8 hour homework assignments for us, distracting us from the terrible influence of the street and TV? - TEACHER.
- Who can’t live a day without our dear parents, informing them about our various achievements? - TEACHER.
- In one working day, who has to act as a teacher, public figure, psychologist, artist, astronaut (if we are talking about overloads)? To whom? - TO THE TEACHER.
- And yet this does not prevent us from seeing smart and kind mentors in you. Happy Teacher's Day!
Photo competition - best selfie during recess
This is also one big greeting card that teachers watch on the screen. We ask each teacher to take a funny selfie with the children. Here you really need to show your imagination so that the photographs turn out to be different in character. Students can dress up or be asked to portray the same emotions. Give someone letter cards that will form the word “Congratulations”, give them balloons, flowers, come up with a funny background.
We combine all the frames into one presentation. Let a beautiful energetic melody sound in the background.
Examples from the Internet:
Comic skit for Teacher's Day “School of the near future”
(Author Konovalov A.A.)
Characters:
- Teacher
- Student(s) Ivanov(s)
- Student(s) Petrov(s)
- Student(s) Sidorov(s)
- Student(s) Skvortsov(s)
(The stage is set up like a classroom: desks, chairs, projector, blackboard, computer.)
Voiceover : 2030. No....school.
The bell rings.
Teacher : Cool! Hello, sit down! We hand in our flash drives with homework. Now turn on your Bluetooth and catch your writings. Petrov, again all your homework was infected with viruses...Did you download it from the Internet again?
Petrov : No, Maryivanna. (Turning to Sidorov, in a whisper) Well, I’ll show you, why isn’t your antivirus working?
Teacher: Silence!
Sidorov : Yes, we are discussing essays...
Teacher : And you, Sidorov, have an essay of only 600 kilobytes! And this is in 9th grade! Have you forgotten the norm? During a break, go to the Russian language office, there, on the stand, everything is described in detail! MEGABYTE – no less! (Sidorov sighed and hung his head guiltily).
Sidorov : Yes, my Word Office is somehow glitchy!
Teacher : Haven't you updated it yet?
Sidorov : No, I still have the 2027 version...
Ivanov : Do you want me to send you 2030 tomorrow?
Sidorov : Hands down!
Teacher : Quiet! So, I will upload your grades to the electronic journal at the end of the lesson. And let your parents go to the school website today and put their electronic signature at the end of the web page indicating that they are familiar with your “twos”.
Ivanov : Oh, and our Internet has not worked at home for 3 days.
Teacher: Don’t lie to me, Ivanov, yesterday I already talked with your mother on Skype about your behavior, and I didn’t dream about it. Well, class, let’s open our laptops, gadgets, tablets, set the number, type in the topic of the lesson: “Union proposals.” (At this time, Sidorov takes out a book unnoticed by the teacher, puts it on his knees under the desk and begins to leaf through it).
Skvortsov : Maryvann, I forgot my tablet at home...
Teacher : Have you forgotten your head? Well, write on your smartphone, at worst, and at home don’t forget to copy everything onto your computer. Sidorov, remove extraneous things from the lesson (Sidorov does not hear, and continues to read the book. The teacher approaches him). I said, put the book in your bag, you can read it at home! You cannot bring anything in paper form to school! (Points to the “Crossed-out Book” sign hanging in the classroom.)
Ivanov (to Sidorov): Just think of bringing a notebook with a pen so that they can call you to the director!
Teacher : Skvortsov, take a remote pencil - write on the Interboard, you can sit there. (Dictates slowly) “WE GET TO THE STORE BY TELEPORTATION, AND GRANDMOTHER PREFERS HER FLYING NANOTURBO CYCLE.” Did you write it down? Task: find an obsolete word.
Skvortsov : Is this the word grandmother? (Laughter in class)
Teacher : 0 points! Correct answer: NANOTURBOCYCLE. Sit down, Skvortsov.
Skvortsov : (Sitting down) It’s strange, because our grandmother also seems to be outdated...
The bell rings.
Pupils : Maryivanna, congratulations on Teacher’s Day! Let me give you an electronic bouquet, we collected it ourselves via WiFi on the Internet (They give a bouquet shown on the tablet screen)
Teacher : Thank you very much, guys!
Students : Maybe you won’t upload “2s” to our electronic journal today?..
Ivanov : Yes, if my father sees them, he will punish me with his radio belt...
Teacher : Well, good! In honor of the holiday, so be it, guys!
Students : Hurray! Thank you! Goodbye!
Teacher : Goodbye! (Everyone leaves) So, has everyone left? (Checks to see if anyone sees her. Sits down at the table, carefully, looking around, takes a book out of her bag and begins to read)
Competition No. 2 “Comic testing for teachers”
All teaching staff are encouraged to participate. Everyone will be given a pen with a piece of paper on which participants will write down their personal answers.
1. Which of the following will you save in a fire?
A. A folder with handouts.
B. Firefighters.
B. A mink coat.
2. What will be most useful to you at sea?
A. Expensive textbooks recommended by the Ministry of Education.
B. Dear husband.
B. Expensive branded sunglasses.
3. What do you prefer to do in your free time?
A. Prepare students for the Olympics.
B. Count the crows.
B. Spend your salary.
4. If your bag gets lost, what exactly will you regret about what was in it?
A. About the flash drive with the tests compiled.
B. About the lost years.
Q. About money.
5. Where do children come from?
A. From the corridor. As soon as the bell rings.
B. From a camel.
B. The stork brings them.
6. Who is Pestalozzi?
A. Famous European teacher.
B. European plane.
V. Fashion designer from Europe.
7. What do teachers’ children see in the mornings and evenings?
A. How mom checks notebooks.
B. Sweet dreams.
B. Beautiful view from the window.
8. Teacher - it sounds...
A. Gordo
B. Strange.
V. So-so.
9. How does your time go from 8 to 9 am?
A. I call strangers to ask where their children are.
B. I think what is the essence of existence.
Q. I enjoy my morning sleep.
10. What excites you most about your work?
A. Happy smiles of children.
B. Tea drinking in the staff room.
B. Big vacation in summer.
Then the presenter announces the value of the points. Calculations are underway.
For the selected option:
- A - participants receive 1000 points;
- B - 100 points;
- B - 10 points.
Next, the results are read out.
100-600 points Congratulations, you have a mink, branded glasses, a salary and a beautiful view from the window. Apparently, you got married successfully. And you work as a teacher not out of necessity, but for the soul.
600-5000 points You save firefighters, count crows and think that the teacher is something strange. Pestalozzi is a plane for you, which proves your wonderful sense of humor.
5000 points The folder with handouts and the flash drive with tests are so precious to you. On vacation it’s difficult for you without textbooks, and in your free time you think about the Olympiads. These are all the characteristics of the teacher of the year. You don't just love your profession, you live it. we can say with great confidence that there is a place in your heart for absolutely every student. Such teachers are remembered all their lives.
Nominations
Host : In any case, you all deserve awards.
Presenter : Now we will invite teachers one by one to receive awards in pedagogical categories.
Nominations can be anything.
As an example:
- Work is my second home.
- Creativity is in my blood.
- I was born to be a teacher.
- My heart belongs to the children.
- Young and promising.
Then the presenters smoothly leave. A fairy tale begins.
A fairy tale with a modern twist “The Little Humpbacked Horse”
Characters:
- Ivan.
- The Little Humpbacked Horse.
Ivan is a schoolboy. Both adults and children can play the role of the Little Humpbacked Horse. First, Ivan appears alone.
Ivan : Eh, that’s how it is. Well, that's not fair! In Ivana's fairy tales, fools become princes. But nothing is going to happen to me along the way.
Little Humpbacked Horse comes out.
Little Humpbacked Horse : I-go-go I-go-go! Where am I?
Ivan : Who are you? How did you get through school security? This is unreal! Where will they be allowed with such hooves?
Little Humpbacked Horse : People are now allowed to wear a medical mask everywhere. Kidding. You asked, so I galloped up.
Ivan : So you are my fairy godmother?
Little Humpbacked Horse : Well, something like that. Do you need half a kingdom?
Ivan : Of course! Come on two!
Little Humpbacked Horse : Eh-go-go. But everything is not just like that. Even the fabulous Ivanushka did something for the sake of the kingdom.
Ivan : And I’m ready for anything!
Little Humpbacked Horse : First, do your homework. I will help.
Ivan : Fuck you. I thought you were a wizard. And you are a bore.
Little Humpbacked Horse : If you want two half-kingdoms, pass the tests.
Ivan : No. This will not work. I don't want that.
Little Humpbacked Horse : Then forget about two half-kingdoms.
Ivan : Not fair. Somewhere you are helping the Ivanushki. What about me? (offended)
Little Humpbacked Horse : Remember, Ivanushka, two brothers could not complete their father’s task. But Ivan the Fool passed the test.
Ivan : He's a fool, that says it all. I’m not like that, and therefore I won’t work.
Little Humpbacked Horse : Well, as you know. Eeyore! Goodbye, Ivan.
Little Humpbacked Horse leaves.
Ivan: Yes, I really needed your help. It turns out that I asked to become a prince, and the Little Hunchback came to me to give me two half-kingdoms. And I... What am I? Missed my chance. Hey, Horse? Hey, Little Humpback. Is not coming. (sad) Or maybe I should call him until he comes? Konyeek! Humpbackoooo! Yes, I will sue you! What is it that you still need to study? Complete injustice. (with annoyance)
Host : But without studying, there’s no way.
Presenter : Yes, and that means without teachers. Thank you for being you.
Host : Yes, thanks to you we will learn so many new things. Look how many items!
Presenter: And geography, and mathematics, and history. Dear teachers, can you find an attribute of the subject you teach in our bag?
Theatrical scene "Othello and Desdemona"
Characters:
- Othello (husband)
- Desdemona (wife, teacher)
The intro to the school scene features suspenseful music. There is a table on the stage and a chair next to it. Othello nervously paces around the stage. Desdemona enters.
Othello : (rushes to her).
I hear steps. My wife is finally home. And cook me lunch. I'm fucking hungry, Desdemona!
Desdemona : Othello, I don't have lunch.
Othello : I really have no time for jokes, dear, Our refrigerator has been empty for a long time! I'm just dying of hunger...
Desdemona : But I was working, not in the cinema!
Othello : What's in your bag? Notebooks again! Did you bring it home?! Woe is me!
Desdemona : I see that not everything is in order with your nerves. You even screamed more than once in your sleep. He sits down to check his notebooks.
Othello : Listen, Desdemona, it really would be nice to have a snack now!
Desdemona : Othello! We already ate today! And it’s even harmful to eat at such a late hour. But if you really want, you can, darling, fry some eggs, just yourself. Don't distract me, please, my love! There are three eggs left, that's enough for us.
Othello : Which three? I ate two yesterday.
Desdemona : Well, okay. Fry yourself one.
Othello : But the refrigerator is empty!
Desdemona : Well, I don’t know where it could suddenly disappear?!
Othello : Listen, I have work too, But I can’t think of anything because I’m hungry!
Desdemona : Oh, honey, come up with something, really... Do your homework! And hunger will disappear.
Othello : My hunger will not be satisfied. Is it really that difficult for you to go to the store?
Desdemona : I thought I'd come by at the end of the week, But you could buy something yourself! You're disturbing me, honey. By the way, There is so little time left, dear! I will be on duty at school until nightfall: My class is hanging out at the disco.
Othello : What disco?! What kind of joke? Our family is about to be destroyed!
Desdemona : Oh, you know, there’s not a minute left, My class is already waiting for me, go.
Othello : You run away from home like hell from incense. Work is more important to you, not family. Have you prayed at night, Desdemona? Die, unfortunate one! Die, my love!
Mannequin challenge
This works great even when shooting on a mobile phone. Children and teachers should freeze while acting out funny school scenes. Naturally, you need to think through the scenario and clearly define the operator’s path. There is no need for editing here - the whole point is in the continuous filming of motionless schoolchildren and teachers. Don't forget the cafeteria, security guards, and the director's office!
At the end, the cameraman turns sharply to a joyful crowd of children who “come to life” and shout “Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!”
Comic skit “The Teacher’s Family”
(From the show “ComedyWoman”)
Voice-over : Imagine a family in which the mother worked as a school teacher for 30 years.
(At this time, the participants in the scene come out and sit down at the table).
Mom : So, let's start having dinner. (Father and grandmother begin to eat).
Mom : Let's check attendance. (Grandmother and father throw spoons)
Mom : A - Anton. Where is Anton?
Father : Absent.
Mom : B - grandmother.
Grandma : I'm here.
Mom : I see that you are here. You missed two dinners, where were you?
Grandmother : I was sick.
Mom: Maybe you have a certificate?
Grandma : A whole chest of drawers.
(Anton enters).
Mom : Oh! Anton! And where were we?
Anton : I was walking the dog.
Mom : Well, that's it! I am tired of this. Give me the diary.
(Anton gives a diary, mom writes a note.)
Mom : And just try not to tell your parents! (Anton hands the diary to his father)
Father : Eh, Anton, Anton! Why are you disgracing me? (Hands the diary to mom)
Mom : Eh, Anton, Anton. That's it, today you are left without dinner. Anton: Well, mom.
Mom : Don't be a mom, leave the kitchen. My question is: who will go take out the trash?
(Father turns away, grandmother clutches her heart)
Mom : I see a forest of hands, a forest of hands! (The phone rings)
Here comes the call!
(All participants in the scene go backstage).
Congratulations from students in the recording (“View from below”)
These are small funny videos, pre-recorded dialogues with children of different ages (Urgant does this masterfully). Come up with one question that the children need to answer quickly. It is the thoughtless answers that are always the funniest. You can shoot with a smartphone in good lighting, then edit everything into one congratulatory clip.
For example, ask which teacher is the most important at school. How many years of study do you need to become a teacher? Why are there many women and few men working at school? What will teachers be like in 100 years?
You need to watch the video in the hall on the big screen.
I found something similar here:
Sketch for Teacher's Day “Is it easy to be a teacher?”
(Author Arteeva A.)
Characters (all roles are played by schoolchildren):
- Teacher
- High school student 1
- High School 2
- High School 3
- Fifth grader 1
- Fifth grader 2
- Fifth grader 3
- Fifth grader 4
Teacher and students at the lesson. Children play with phones and do not listen to the teacher.
Teacher : Guys, tomorrow will be a very unusual day at school!
High school student 1 : Hurray!!! You don't have to go to school!!!
High school student 2 : Let's go to the movies!
High school student 3 : No, it’s better to go to the skating rink!
Teacher : Let me finish! Don't interrupt!
High school student 1 : What's wrong? We also want to talk!
(The other students nod)
Teacher : Tomorrow is understudy day at school, you will have to play the role of teachers and teach lessons in the fifth grade!
High school student 1 : Wow! That's great!
High school student 2 : These kids will dance with me!
High school student 3 : I can’t wait for tomorrow!
Teacher : Guys, do you think it’s easy to be a teacher?
High school student 1 : Of course! Command yourself, and the children obey you!
Teacher : Is it easy to make children obey?
High school student 2 : Easy as hell!!!
Teacher: Well, okay, we'll see tomorrow! The lesson is over, you can be free.
THE NEXT DAY
(High school student 1 enters the classroom, fifth graders play, fight, make noise).
High school student 1 : Quiet, children!
Fifth grader 1 : Yes, that’s it!
(everyone laughs)
High school student 1 : I told someone quietly!
Fifth grader 2 : Who did you tell? (looks around)
High school student 1 : Today I am your history teacher, and I want to tell you about how people lived in Ancient Rome.
Fifth grader 3 : We lived normally, don’t worry!
(all three play games on cell phones)
High school student 1 : Put away your phones!!!
Fifth graders (all in chorus) : It’s a pity, isn’t it?!
High school student 1 (throwing up his hands) : Well, okay. Listen. In Ancient Rome people...
(The children begin to talk to each other)
High school student 1 : QUIET!!!
Fifth grader 4 : What's wrong? We also want to talk!
High school student 1 : What a horror! Well, okay, go, lesson is over!
THE NEXT DAY
The teacher and three high school students gathered in class.
Teacher : Well, how did you guys like being teachers?
High school student 1 : Terrible! They weren't allowed to talk at all! I tried so hard, prepared for three hours for this lesson, but they didn’t care at all!
High school student 2: And in my geography class, these fifth-graders played with phones the entire lesson!
High school student 3: And in my singing lesson they threw papers and ate chips under the desk. And at the end of the lesson they actually started a fight!
Teacher: Guys, now think about what it’s like for your teachers when you behave exactly the same way in class!
(students are silent)
Teacher : Is it easy to be a teacher, guys?
High school student 1 : I realized that if we don’t listen in class, we don’t gain knowledge!
High school student 2 : I realized that if we interrupt the teacher, we do not respect him.
High School Student 3 : I realized it's not easy being a teacher. This turns out to be a lot of work. And now I want to behave differently.
Teacher : That's it, guys.
I'm glad you realized this, and I hope your attitude towards studying and teachers will now change. The lesson is over, goodbye.
Competition No. 3 “Subject Teachers”
Participants take turns being given a bag from which they need to pull out something that fits a specific lesson. For example, a geographer needs to discover a globe. Attributes are determined by touch without looking. What to do when you receive the wrong item? Yes, it's even funnier. Let the historian explain why he needs a physical training jump rope!
Sample list of attributes from the bag:
- Ruler and protractor - geometry.
- Plant, toy microscope - biology.
- Monomakh's hat - history.
- Test tube - chemistry.
- Gas mask - life safety.
- Fabrics, patterns - works.
- A book is literature.
- Paints - ISO.
You can put all the items in a box. Don't forget about safety. For example, if scissors (for work), then cardboard ones.
The presenters ask the subject teachers to take a photo with attributes as a keepsake, and then not go anywhere. Ahead is the warm-up.
Sketch for Teacher's Day “Conversation on ICQ”
(Author Spiridonova A,)
Characters:
- Teacher
- Student
(The speakers stand half-turned to the audience, with their backs to each other, pretending to type and speak their messages into the microphone.)
Student : Please authorize me…. - who could it be? Contact information...nothing, I hate it when people don't fill it out. Hello! (Reads syllable by syllable, sound of message sent)
Teacher : (Sound of a received message) - What does Priva mean? Vasily, you write the best essays in the class, but here it is?
Student : Who are you?
Teacher : I am your class teacher)
Student : (should have been immediately added to ignore) Why are you suddenly on ICQ and how did you find out my number?
Teacher : Good people said the number, but I’m writing to find out how you are doing, why not at school?
Student : I got sick because I had the flu. (Intentionally distorts words)
Teacher : Write normally.
Student: This is a typo.
Teacher : No more ochecha...(speaks and pretends to erase several letters) ochecha...(speaks and pretends to erase several letters) ... don’t mistype.
Student: Okay
Teacher : You have a math test on your second test (smiley)
Student : I’m sick... because I have the flu.
Teacher: I hit my mother’s ICQ, she said my father will come home from work in the evening and fix it.
Student : I’ll be there in 5 minutes: (dissatisfied) Offline contact
Competition No. 1 “For teachers”
The presenter invites 7 willing teachers, to whom he distributes signs. Then riddles are asked. Participants show the answer using the letters they hold in their hands, lining up in a row. There will be a few short words, and at the end - a long one, involving all the players.
Riddles + answers:
1. The sun is shining brightly... (ray) Come on, our head teacher is coming.
2. Whoever lost weight in physical training yesterday, in the dining room a lot... (ate)
3. Winter is coming, it’s already the beginning of October, which means the pest beetle… (aphid) will stop bothering you
4. Yesterday we had half a day of music. Everyone learned the note... (A)
5. Who taught us everything from scratch at school? These are our dear, golden, kind, dear... (teachers)
Then the rest of the teachers join the participants. A group photo is taken with the inscription “Teachers”.
Master classes
We conduct master classes for office employees and always admire how the bustle gradually recedes, and everything that happens turns into meditation. A beautiful creative holiday that teachers also really need.
Among the presenters of such master classes there are always many former teachers, so I have no doubt that in any team there will be craftswomen who will teach their colleagues how to effectively tie a scarf, how to do... Surely there are specialists in modern makeup or those who can teach you how to make jewelry from natural ornamental stones.
Turn on beautiful music, share funny stories, congratulate each other. Master classes are a wonderful break from the difficult teaching routine.
Small entertaining tournament “Question and answer”
Option 1.
Team tournament (10-15 minutes). I already have an entertaining selection of questions for a little intellectual game. Let there be 2 teams of 6 people and spectators. A bell on each table, the sound of which symbolizes the team's readiness to respond. .
Option 2.
Individual Championship Read the questions out loud and print the answers on pieces of paper. Has it been a while since teachers took the tests themselves? And here's a festive joke test for them! We summarize the results like this: we collect pieces of paper, read out the correct answers, and name the most successful one and reward you at the end of the holiday, when you sum up the results.
You can also open identical tests on tablets and invite teams to figure out where is fiction and where is the truth (this series of tests is called “True or False”). It’s convenient that the results are summed up instantly, and the test itself is filled out online:
Or offer to guess the object from the pictures (a fragment of macro photography - a strong magnification of familiar objects). Here are also ready-made selections:
