Dear graduates! Have you already started preparing for an important event? Well done! And this selection will help you - short and funny scenes about school from parents for the 11th grade graduation. Involve moms, dads, grandparents in the preparation. Let the older generation remember their younger years and organize a fun performance for the kids on their prom night.
The selection includes 7 sketches about different incidents from school life. The productions contain a lot of jokes and catchy songs that will lift everyone’s spirits. Parents must show all their talents, because they are also graduates of high school – 11th “R” grade.
All scenes will be funny, cheerful, very modern. And only the last one will show sad notes of parting with school and beloved teachers. The children will have to learn touching poems, and parents will chip in for a farewell bouquet of 101 roses.
So, let's go...
Scene No. 1 – Music was playing on the ship...
Parents run onto the stage and send the graduates on a river voyage on a boat. The kids are already adults, having fun without the supervision of moms and dads, but the older generation is still worried. Mom with a handkerchief: Bon voyage, dear children! Have a good rest!
Policeman dad : Son, remember, as of yesterday you have full criminal liability.
Mom in the body : Masha, Mashenka, the main thing is to eat well! If you get hungry, I put 4 kg of cake in your bag and also bowls of borscht, dumplings, Olivier salad and your favorite jellied meat. Eat well!
Stingy dad : Son, I also put some containers for you, but empty ones, you know what to do!
Mom from the market : Daughter, and daughter, you have fun there with all your heart, and film it on camera. Then we'll have a laugh, hey!
Shy dad with glasses : Natasha, Natasha, remember, no alcohol, no boys, and be home by 11 o’clock.
Voice-over : Hurray! Dad let me go until 11 am!
Mom with a handkerchief : Olenka, Olya, you are preparing for exams. Come back no later than 10, you still have to study all night.
Mom from the market : Well, what exams, let the children rest. Do you remember your graduation when you were 17, or have you already forgotten how you fell in love? Gee-gee-s-s!
Mom with a handkerchief : I remember my graduation, the result of that graduation is now riding on a boat. A tipsy dad runs up: Huh, have we just set sail? So I made it! Son, it's me, dad. Listen carefully, today is a big day for you, forget everything you were taught at school. Remember everything that life has taught you. First and most importantly, do not lower the temperature, do not mix the alcohol, the third toast is for the ladies.
The ship's whistle is heard, the ship sets sail, and the parents wave.
Mom with a handkerchief throws herself on dad while drinking beer: What are you teaching your children? There won't be any alcohol at their graduation.
Dad with beer : Why not? Didn't we chip in?
Stingy Dad : I'm definitely not!
Dad under beer : Oh, you cheapskates, you ruined such an evening for your son!
Mom in the body : You can do it without alcohol - We ate, danced, ate, danced, ate.
Policeman : As a representative of the law, I think, under the supervision of parents, a little bit is possible.
Shy dad with glasses : Oh, I’m worried, they’re all alone there...
Mom with a handkerchief : Don’t worry, they’ll ride for two hours and come back, the brave captain is with them!
At this time, the captain of the ship runs onto the stage with a megaphone and binoculars, he is indignant: A flock of bloodthirsty sharks for my soul, where did you set sail without a captain?!
The parents are shocked, they panic and scream in fear: A-a-a-a-a!
Policeman : Where the hell have you been, dear captain?
Captain : We are not carried, we walk, please choose the right expressions!
Stingy dad : It doesn’t matter where you go or where you were, our children are there, we urgently need to return the money for the trip!
Mom with a handkerchief : What money? The children are all alone there, it’s good that they don’t have alcohol.
Captain : How is it not? I always have 4 boxes of vodka in my hold.
General hum : A-a-a-a-a! (Parents are panicking)
Mom with a handkerchief : I hope they don't find them!
The captain looks through binoculars : Found!
Loud, incendiary music is heard from the ship.
Mom from the market : Why are you fussing? They are definitely not alone there, this class is with them. Mom with a handkerchief joyfully: Exactly, the class teacher is there - Iraida Pavlovna.
The captain looks through binoculars, screams and splashes are heard: Man overboard!
Modest dad with glasses : Oh, isn’t that a puny girl with bows?
Captain : No, she's a large woman with purple hair.
Mom with a handkerchief : Iraida Pavlovna?
General hum : A-a-a-a-a! (Parents are shocked)
Stingy Dad : What's going on? The ship is out of control, the class teacher abandoned the children, we urgently need to return the money for the trip.
The policeman blows his whistle: Quiet! Don't panic! We need to stop the ship and save the children.
The captain shakes his finger: I’ll show you how to ride at anchor, you little black oil sprat!
Mom in the body : What to do? What to do? Masha, Masha, eat, eat, snack, snack!
The captain runs away: Wait for me here, I will intercept them on the bridge.
Dad grabs binoculars while drinking: Don't panic! Our children have a cultural holiday. And it seems that we will soon become related, matchmaker (addressing dad with glasses).
Dad is a modest guy with glasses: How? With whom? Ah-ah-ah! My pleasure! (grabs binoculars) Natasha, daughter, I told you not to come closer than a meter to the boys.
Mom in the body takes binoculars: Masha, Mashenka, stop eating, improve your personal life. (Addresses the policeman, smiles) Yeah, and we’ll soon become related, matchmaker!
Music, laughter and firecrackers can be heard from the ship.
The policeman grabs his holster: Parents, follow me! Go ahead, help your beloved children!
The parents run backstage screaming. The audience laughs and applauds.
The funniest scenes for 11th grade prom night
May has arrived, and with it the time has come to say goodbye to school forever. What plans do 11th grade students make? How do they see their future? Do they plan to continue their education by entering colleges and universities, or are almost adult boys and girls thinking about future work? All these serious issues will be resolved a little later. Now graduates joke a lot, prepare the funniest skits for their prom, learn roles in mini-plays, improvise and rejoice at the end of such a significant period of life for them.
Examples of the funniest graduation scenes in 11th grade
What or who can you write the funniest sketch about and present it at your 11th grade graduation? Of course, about school life with all its twists and turns, jokes and funny incidents. Small theatrical productions about teachers and lessons, and the incredible adventures of graduates during exams are very successful. An excellent example of a mini-play to mark the end of school would be a modern fantasy fairy tale on the theme of the children’s future life.
The funniest graduation scene in 11th grade - Video of the Unified State Examination performance
A funny sketch about final exams in 11th grade - “Unified State Exam” - turns out to be very funny. Several children take part in a small performance. The mini-performance begins with the invitation of the first examinee to the Unified State Exam. For literally three minutes, schoolchildren, demonstrating their acting skills, portray “gopniks”, a “major boy”, a glamorous lady, a wild schoolboy who is already mentally on a beach holiday. After watching the video of the production, you can easily present this funny performance to the audience.
Scene No. 2 – Regular graduation at a regular school
On the stage is the director's office, the headmistress and a policeman are sitting. The class teacher of the 11th grade graduate runs in.
Teacher : Nadezhda Konstantinovna, can I come to you? (See a policeman) Oh, I'm at the wrong time, I'll come back later.
Director : No, no, Sofya Pavlovna, come in. This applies to you too.
Policeman : This applies to everyone because every year we prepare for graduation like a combat exercise. And I seriously fear that this year, your school holiday will turn into an emergency on a regional scale. I would like to take measures in advance to prevent mass pogroms in the city.
Director : Well, Georgy Stepanovich, don’t worry. Sofia Pavlovna and I have approached the issue responsibly and are preparing an organized school event.
Policeman : I really hope that this year everything will be orderly and noble. And not like in the past, when riot police, all the district police, firefighters and journalists came to us.
Director : We took action and fired the athlete.
Policeman : It was not you who fired, but we closed it for 3 years.
Teacher : I'm sorry, you understand that last year there was a very difficult class and the physical education teacher was his class teacher.
Policeman : I'm aware!
Headmistress : Georgy Stepanovich, I assure you that this year everything will be calm and noble!
Teacher : Yes, we have wonderful guys, and I personally organize a graduation party with competitions and fireworks.
Policeman : And you end up setting the whole city on fire?
Teacher : No, no! You understand, so that graduation does not turn into a boring feast, we came up with a fun scenario.
Policeman : Already alarming...
The teacher opens the notebook: Listen, first we will read poems and sing songs, then we will hold a relay race, then there will be a sack race and a dance competition, and in the final we will release white doves. Oh, it will be so romantic!
Director : The script is wonderful, I even allowed you to take equipment from the gym. Believe me, Georgy Stepanovich, everything will be fine!
Policeman : We'll see!
There is a pause, the lights in the hall go out, music and fireworks are heard.
New scene at the police station. The director, teacher and several parents are behind bars.
Policeman : And so, the graduation was a great success! Yes, Nadezhda Konstantinovna?
Headmistress : Don’t be insolent, Georgy Utochkin, anything can happen in life.
Policeman : Anything can happen, but not everything can get away with. I have a question for the record – why did the fight start?
Teacher Sofya Pavlovna , like after the bombing: The fight started over a prize or prize. God, I’m a philologist by training, but I can’t put the emphasis correctly.
Policeman : So, so, interesting, are you saying that the fight started after the competition?
Teacher : Yes, our new physical education teacher got into a fight with a Trudovik over a bottle of champagne, each of them thought that he had won a prize.
Headmistress : They fought not because of the bottle, but because of you, Sofya Pavlovna. Because you were holding the bottle of champagne very tightly in your hands.
Teacher : Oh, what are you saying, Nadezhda Konstantinovna. Or maybe you caused us to sink a school bus because you overloaded it with sports equipment.
Headmistress : And who confused right and left, who shouted at me - take left? Here is the result!
Policeman : The parents were injured in the fight. Comrades, will you write a statement?
Parents in chorus : No, no!
Headmistress : They won’t write an application because we haven’t issued certificates yet. Teacher laughing: And the certificates were on the school bus. Ah-ah-ah! (understanding of the size of the disaster has come)
Headmistress : Georgy Stepanovich, let us go, we urgently need to save school property.
Policeman : Wait, I have a few more questions. Why did you start roasting the pigeons when you were planning to release them in the evening's finale?
Teacher : Because the restaurant didn’t serve hot food for a long time!
Policeman : Who was the instigator of this event?
Teacher : Our zoologist, Valentin Efimovich, he taught children the basics of survival in the wild.
Policeman : I see, but what happened when we took out the cakes?
Teacher : When the cakes or pies were served. Oh, God, I’m a philologist by training...
Policeman : When the desserts were brought out, the fight broke out with renewed vigor?
Teacher : Yes, but this time everyone was throwing cakes or cakes, Oh, God...
Headmistress : And the evening ended on a positive note!
The policeman sternly: The city authorities don’t think so, rest in the monkey barn, we’ll sort out the situation.
The headmistress takes out the bars and advances on the policeman: Utochkin, have you forgotten your graduation?
The policeman shrinks into a ball, Nadezhda Konstantinovna looms over him: And I haven’t forgotten, Georgy Utochkin, how I pulled you out of class and class by the ears, and hid you from the police in my office.
Policeman : But...
Headmistress : And no buts... I’ll now tell everyone present how your graduation went, dear Georgy Stepanovich.
Policeman : No, no, no, everyone is free! Relax!
Headmistress : That’s wonderful! (Takes Sofya Pavlovna by the arm) Come, colleague, to my office. I have cakes and that same bottle of champagne. Let's celebrate the successful end of the school year! The heroes leave. The audience applauds.
Scene #3 – Mom’s prom dress
Dad sits on the stage in knee-length family shorts and a white T-shirt, watching a melodrama, secretly wiping away the tears that have come.
Mom comes in : Tolya, you’re not dressed yet. And in half an hour our daughter’s graduation. Let's quickly put on a shirt, trousers, tie. We'll make it in time for the school principal's congratulatory speech.
Dad : Yes, I’ll be there in a jiffy, but is your daughter ready? And I never saw her prom dress. I gave him a card, money, by the way, but what it was spent on, I still don’t know.
Mom with excitement: Tolik, it’s natural, you know what the prices are, we bought a dress, shoes, cosmetics. Everything is like
in people.
Dad : Great, I want to look at my daughter. I remember how you were at prom then, in a long flowing dress. Such a beauty, and our daughter is all about you.
Mom with great excitement: Tolik, times are different now. Fashion has changed. Young people prefer shocking and avant-garde.
Dad : So...this is already interesting, well, show your daughter’s dress, I’m very intrigued.
Mom : Why? You'll see at the ball, but now go and get dressed.
Daughter's voice -over: Mom, did you warn dad?
Mom : Mmmm, almost!
The daughter goes on stage, wearing a dress that looks more like a swimsuit with a short, torn skirt.
Dad : Daughter, hello! Why are you still running around in your nightie? It's time to get dressed! Well, go ahead and put on your prom dress. Make your father happy!
Daughter : Dad, I'm already in a dress.
Dad : Good joke, I appreciated it. Now run to change clothes.
Daughter : I'm not kidding, these are my prom dress and shoes. I’ve already done my hair and put on my makeup (spins on the spot) Don’t you like it?
Dad : Yes, I'm shocked! For that kind of money, a 50-centimeter piece of fabric doesn’t cover anything, doesn’t warm anything. Daughter, a woman should be a mystery, but you have only answers.
Daughter : Well, dad! You don’t understand anything, this is the last squeak.
Dad : Yes, daughter, I refuse to understand this. You won't go to prom in this dress.
The daughter whines: And what will I wear? There is no other dress!
Dad : If you're going to your mom's prom, go ahead and change your clothes.
Mom consoles her daughter, they run backstage. The doorbell rings and dad greets the guests. A shocking-looking boy enters in a tartan skirt, a colored jacket, a beret and white socks.
Dad : What kind of miracle is this?
Guy : I'm Eugene, nice to meet you.
Dad : Eugene? Is it Judas in Russian?
Guy with a smile: No, Evgeny. Your daughter Yana and I are classmates and we are going to graduation together.
Dad : This is no longer a graduation, but a clown show. How did your parents let you out of the house like that?
Guy : My parents respect my choice, and I’m dressed to the nines.
Dad : Soooo, by chance it wasn’t you who put your hand on my daughter’s dress.
guy : Yes, I am a future fashion designer! And Yana will be the queen of the ball in this dress.
At this time, Yana goes on stage in her mother’s long dress. She walks, her skirt flutters, and the audience applauds.
Dad is happy: In this dress she will be the queen of the ball!
The guy is surprised, dad takes his graduation suit out of the closet and looks at Eugene.
Evgeniy : No, no, I won’t wear this!
Dad advances on the guy: Out of the whole suit, you only have the right socks (both dad and the guy have white socks, the audience appreciated the joke). Do you want to get out of here and go to the ball with my daughter? So it's time to change clothes!
Evgeniy does not see a way out of the situation and runs backstage with the suit. Her parents hug Yana, her mother straightens the flowers in her hair. Romantic music is playing, a guy in a strict gray suit and tie comes out to the girl. The audience applauds in delight.
Mom : Oh, what a couple!
Dad : Yes, just like us when we were young.
Graduates run away, parents hug and feel nostalgic.
Mom : Tolya, maybe you’ll still get dressed and we’ll be in time for the official part.
Dad : Come on, this official part. You and I will be in time for the first waltz, and will show our children how to celebrate graduation.
Parents spin around the stage to beautiful music, the audience is delighted and applauds loudly.
Scene No. 1 “History Exam”
The presenter comes on stage and tells a brief background story. Some students do not prepare thoroughly for exams, but try to learn all the material literally in one day. As a result, historical facts are lumped together, and small and large incidents occur during the surrender.
The presenter leaves, the examiner and the examinee remain on the stage.
Teacher : Ghukasyan?
Student : He is the most...
Teacher : Pull the ticket!
Student takes a ticket: Mmm, World War II (scratching head).
Teacher : Let's start with a simple one, who started the war?
Student : Hitler!
Teacher : That's right, we were preparing! And in what year?
Student : At 19...., at 19...., in 1900!
Teacher : Interesting version! And how was it?
At this time, an action takes place on stage that illustrates the student’s story.
An actor comes out wearing shorts with straps and holding a toy machine gun. Little Hitler fires into the air and shouts: Tra-ta-ta-ta!
The second actor portraying the father runs in: Son, it’s 4 in the morning! You'll wake up all the neighbors! By the way, yesterday your teacher, Mr. Lieberman, called and said that you were misbehaving, so he won’t take you on a hike!
Little Hitler shakes his weapon and shouts: I will take revenge on him!
Teacher : Stop, stop! This is nonsense, Hitler could not start a war in 1900, he started hostilities when he was 50 years old!
Student scratches his head: Yes...
Teacher : Which country did Hitler attack?
Student : Mmmmm
Teacher : I’ll tell you, for a large country, one might say for a whole empire!
Student : Oh, that’s right, he attacked the Roman Empire, Caesar himself... Hitler appears on the stage with a bandage on his arm and the magnificent Caesar in a tunic and a golden crown.
Hitler : Well, what didn’t you expect?
Caesar : Yes, I’m completely shocked!
Hitler : What will you do against my tanks?
Caesar : What are tanks?
Hitler : These are real tigers on tracks!
Caesar : Tigers on tracks? I give up, I give up!
Teacher : Stop! This is historical nonsense! Caesar was betrayed and killed long before the Second World War.
Student : Exactly, Caesar was shot by the security officers! If a chick is a pretty girl, does that mean security officers are glamorous men?
A “glamorous” security officer comes on stage, takes out his phone, takes pictures and takes selfies with other heroes. Then he takes out a pistol from his holster and kills Caesar. Hitler is shocked!
The teacher takes out his phone and turns on the recording: Now let's summarize!
Student : So, Hitler attacked Caesar at 4 in the morning without declaring war. Tanks were used, Caesar was betrayed and shot by security officers. Then Hitler realized his impunity and went to war against Troy. Hitler crossed himself.
Teacher : Maybe there were also 300 Spartans there?
Student happy with his success: No, it's a movie! It was filmed much later!
Teacher : You are a genius! Get your decree!
The audience applauds, the actors bow and run off the stage.
Scene No. 4 – Alumni meeting after 20 years
A celebration is being prepared in the banquet hall - a long table is set for the reunion of graduates. The waiter calls his wife: Honey, yes, a banquet is planned! I'll try to get out early and go home. Yes, yes, I love you, kiss you!
A guy enters the hall and sits down at the table.
Waiter: Man, this table is busy!
The guy recognizes the waiter and exclaims: Woodpecker, is that you? Waiter in a stupor: It can’t be...
Guy : Woodpecker, it’s me Sanya Dub, remember? (rushes to hug)
Waiter tries to free himself: No...
Sanya Dub looks at his badge: Evgeny, both of you, Woodpecker, and you turn out to be Evgeny. We studied together for so many years, but I didn’t even know...
Waiter : Yes, I am Evgeny Ivanovich Dyatlov.
Sanya : Cool, Evgeny Ivanovich, long stuff, huh?
The waiter squeezes: No...
Sanya : Okay, let's drink to the meeting, and at the same time to getting to know each other. I want to skip it for courage before meeting my first love.
Waiter : Who is this with?
Sanya dreamily: With Natasha Dunayskaya!
Waiter : And Natasha Dunayskaya will be there? (quickly dials home) Darling, the banquet lasts until the morning, as soon as I’m free, I’ll go straight home. Yeah, bye, bye, kiss...
Sanya smiles: And you were in love with Natasha? Oh, you (shakes a finger), competitor!
At this time, another classmate, a modest guy with glasses, enters the hall; he recognizes Sanya.
Guy with glasses: Sanyaya Dub, how many years, how many winters...
Sanya : Mmmmmm, I don’t remember who you are...
The guy turns the back of his head: So?
Sanya recognizes from behind: Nikishin, Kolya! I sat behind you for 10 years, I remember every hair on the back of your head. And now I have chewing gum in my hair.
Kolya : Where?
Sanya : I'm kidding, Kolyan! (hugs friend warmly)
Kolya : Oh, be quiet, Sanya! As he was an Oak, he remained an Oak. You better tell me, will Natasha of the Danube be there?
Sanya : It will be, it will be! Have you been into it since first grade? I remember, but only I kissed her, and you didn’t.
Kolya with resentment: You’re lying!
Sanya : I'm not lying! Don't argue, but rather go ahead and do it!
Kolya : I can’t, you also said in the 10th grade – the thing is long and gone!
Sanya is sad: The circumstances were...
Friends remember their school days, and at this time a priest enters the hall. He looks around, crosses himself and quietly reads a prayer.
Pop : I wish you all good health!
Kolya : Wow, guys, this is Egor... Egor Besenko, or in short, just Bes.
Guys in unison: Beees!
Pop solid: It's already a thing of the past!
Kolya : You were involved in business, but now...
Pop : Yes, it happened, right after the dashing 90s, but I just realized that it’s not my thing. I sold Gelendvagen and became a priest; my soul immediately felt so light. Just the other day I cleared the tax office and bought a new Gelendvagen. And life has improved, and there is peace in the world.
Sanya Dub: Well, there you go, Bes, oh, forgive me, Pop, long thing, ahh, I’ll pray to God for you forever.
Pop : Why do you need it, for a good cause or for temptation?
Oak : Well, to put it mildly, soon my first love will come, Natalya Dunayskaya, I want to greet her with music and flowers.
Pop : And what about the Danube? This is another matter, I don’t mind anything for a meeting with classmates (hands Duba 1000 rubles).
Kolya : And you, Bes, were in love with Danube?
The priest humbly lowers his eyes, the guys whisper to each other.
Kolya : And Oksana was in love with you!
Pop : What kind of Oksana is this?
Guys in chorus: Oksana the monkey (funny impersonation of macaques).
Pop : That's how it is, but I was wondering why she kept hitting me on the head with her backpack. I understand, I loved you! Waiter: He and Natasha were friends, they say, and were friends after school. I wonder if they will come together or what?
To the sound of alarming music, a masculine-looking woman in a tracksuit, with boxing gloves at the ready, enters the hall.
Woman in a rough voice: Great, guys!
The guys look at each other: Hello!
Woman : Didn't you recognize it?
The waiter peers: They didn’t recognize you, but you confused the restaurant with the gym, we’re having an alumni meeting here.
The woman advances on the waiter: Maybe you’ve got something wrong, Woodpecker, but I’m exactly at the right place (flexes his shoulders, jumps in place). I am your classmate - Natakha Dunayskaya, world boxing champion. Behind the scenes there are sports chords and loud applause. The athlete proudly displays her medal. The guys are shocked, the waiter hides behind the guys, Pop crosses himself, and Nikishin Kolya faints. Only Sanya
Oak looks at the girl with admiration.
Oak approaches Natalya, falls on one knee: Marry me!
The athlete lifts the guy from his knees, lifting him off the floor.
Natalya : Isn’t it scary?
Oak admiringly: No...
Natalya : Well, look! (to the music, the girl practices techniques on Sanka, the guy flies like a pear, and the rest timidly huddle together).
At the end of the fight, when all the men are out, and a beautiful stranger enters the audience.
To the accompaniment of a romantic melody, she says hello in a gentle voice: Hello, guys!
The guys are shocked and surprised (Ta-da-da-dam).
Waiter : I'm afraid to guess who it is?
The priest crosses himself, Kolya is perplexed: Not a single bright thought in his head, just fog.
Sweet girl : Guys, didn’t you recognize me?
Guys in chorus and with fear: Noooo!
Girl : It's me, Oksana the monkey! (funny imitates a macaque)
The priest crosses himself again: Holy, holy!
Kolya : It can’t be...
Sanya is out after the fight with Natasha: Finish me off!
Natasha : Oxy, hello, friend! (runs to hug)
Kolya : Isn’t it time for us to eat, otherwise I’m so hungry from the impressions.
Waiter : It's time, it's time!
Sanya Dub : And now I’ll immediately run to buy flowers for our beautiful ladies!
The guys hug, rejoice at the meeting, and the audience smiles and applauds to the music.
Finally, advice to parents! Take note of the idea, put on a similar performance where you depict your children in 20 years in a humorous manner.
Scene No. 5 – School reforms
On stage are parents in the form of teachers, they are sitting at their desks and waiting for the headmistress.
Physicist : I wonder why we were gathered again for an urgent teachers’ meeting?
Khimichka : Petrov probably threw a firecracker in the toilet again!
Biology student : Or smoked in class!
The physical education teacher stands up: Enough! Immediately Petrov, this, by the way, is my best student!
Biologist : Yeah, we get together every time because of your best students!
Trudovik : Never mind, next time we’ll get together because of you! Twice - for nine and forty days! Ha…
Khimichka : The last time they gathered us was when they found alcohol in the hands of the guys at the disco. And only you two defended the troublemakers!
The physical education teacher opened his mouth, but the headmistress entered. The teachers fell silent and tensed.
Headmistress : So, hello. I hasten to inform you that today we received a decree from the ministry on education reforms.
Trudovik : Stop! Again, reforms that we haven’t started introducing yet...
Headmistress : Let's sort it out now. To begin with, there are 15 spelling errors in the resolution.
Geographer : These are past reforms in action.
Headmistress : First point. I don’t know whether to believe it or not, but our salaries are all being raised.
Astronomer : Everyone? Even me? But that doesn't happen! Either something will be taken away from us, or the one who survives will receive the money... I saw such a film.
Biologist : Ha! And how much do they increase? For 500 rubles?
Director : No, for 6500 rubles.
Biologist : How much?!
Khimichka : It can’t be!
The physicist speaks on the phone: Hello, Natasha? We'll get married soon!
Geographer : And I’ll finally remove the film and insert the glass! No no! I'll fast for three months and install a plastic window! Yes…
Astronomer : God, am I really going to move out of the dorm at my age! I can't believe it!
Headmistress : Don't rush. The next paragraph says that the number of items is reduced. From 22 to 9. And this means that part of the staff will have to... be fired.
Physicist : Well, that’s right! I even know where to start!
He gets up and tries to pull the physical teacher from the chair, but to no avail.
Astronomer : That’s how it all started in that film.
Fizruk : What are you talking about? Good physical shape is the most important thing now!
Trudovik : Exactly! And labor in general has made a monkey out of man! That is, on the contrary.
Physicist: I'm not worried about myself. Physics is the basis of everything!
Biologist : We all know that without work and physical education it will be better, the children will become calmer!
Headmistress : By the way, these two are in no danger. And your items, unfortunately, will cease to exist.
Astronomer : It can't be! The kids will leave school as ignoramuses!
Geographer : How so? If there is no geography, then that's it! Tomorrow the Earth will become flat!
Fizruk : I mean, tomorrow? What is she like today? Are you completely cuckoo?
Headmistress : Listen! All these subjects are combined into one “Man and Nature”! And there will be only one teacher.
Biologist : This is unthinkable. How can one person teach so many subjects?! But I agree for the new salary. Write my last name.
Khimichka : No, mine! (in a whisper to the biological scientist.) Be quiet before I splash the reagent on you.
Physicist : Listen, both man and nature are a physical world where the laws of physics apply!
The chemical engineer whispers to the physicist: And I’ll splash it on you!
The physicist answered in a whisper: And I’ll shut you up with an ebonite stick!
Astronomer : Now they will start eating each other, like in that movie.
Headmistress : By the way, as for you, our dear astronomer, you can safely write a letter of resignation.
But our school gives you, as an honored teacher, the position of guard! He gets even more than a teacher.
Astronomer : Well, I agree. I’ll go get used to the guard booth (leaves).
Headmistress : The subjects “Man and Society”, “Man and the World” are also introduced.
The cook enters : Nadyusha, hello. I heard there are new reforms. Is there something about me there? I would like to teach an elective “Man and Soup” or “Man and Potatoes”. Or “Potato Soup” without a person.
Physicist : What if someone is against it?
Cook : Then it will be “Soup with a man.” Understood?
Headmistress : Aunt Glasha, work calmly, the reforms do not concern you. Let's move on. Mathematics becomes an elective...
Physicist : Enough! First they remove the items, and then what? Will students start grading teachers? Ha ha!
Headmistress : Did you read the morning fax?
Physicist : No, I’m just talking nonsense...
Headmistress : Read it (holds out the document)
Physicist : Teachers' salaries will be calculated depending on students' grades?!
Fizruk : So you can go into the minus...
Physicist : You can’t accept gifts, take money at parent-teacher meetings, teachers throw themselves into the curtains, and polling stations in schools will never open again.
Geographer : Well, that's it! This is the edge! Introduce reforms yourself, and I wash my hands! Everyone gets up and leaves, except the physical education teacher and the labor worker.
Physical education teacher : Nadezhda Mikhailovna, we are ready to do anything for an increase of 6,500 rubles. Leave only two subjects: “Man before lunch” instead of Labor and “Man after lunch” instead of Physical Education! Trudovik: Yes, otherwise I’m such a person after lunch...
Headmistress : Natural selection has done its job, and the survivors are going to receive an advance.
The trio leaves the stage. Curtain, applause!
Part 2. Response from graduates
Medley song (output) to the tune of “At First Sight”, “For You”, “I’m with You” by Ani Lorak.
Hearts are beating, the body is burning with fire The school is our dear, dear home The whole world around me has become different It is warmer day by day You know... For you, this evening is for you the evening of the meeting Without you, we don’t need No medals, no awards (2 times) And we for you into the fire We have become one family For us, you are a star from heaven Opened up a land of wonders And we live for you All your pains We will take away Now we have become a family After all, the school is our home And you and I... with you... you and I-oh-oh .
Words from graduates.
(Sopunov) Our graduation is the most graduation in the gymnasium!
(Lubentsova) In what other issue will you find 5 boys and only 15 girls? Only in ours!
(Savchenko) In what other class did the teacher have to look at you not from top to bottom, but from bottom to top, since the average height of students in our class is one meter and eighty?
(Salanov) And if something needed to be moved, moved, thrown away, then we were always ready to help! You just had to say it (especially if it was during lessons).
(Shekhovtsova) Unfortunately, we are unusually superstitious. They believed in a black cat crossing the road to school at the wrong time, so you didn’t always see us in class, you never returned home if you forgot your notebook, textbook and diary, and when your nose itched... you waited for news.
(Nikolaev) For parents, our day began at 7-45, we all walked in a crowd... but not towards the gymnasium... After all, we still had to go to the store on Prospect, Dry Cleaner or... discuss the latest news... around the corner from the school, or just go back though I wish I could go home in the morning...
(Kravtsova) Let's just say that not all lessons brought us the joy of communication. During them, we dreamed of being as far away from what was happening as possible, and only about 5 people from the entire class remained in reality and carefully followed what was happening in the lessons.
(Maslovskaya ) Most of all we liked purple, green, black colors, and if the school uniform had been in such shades and consisted of jeans and T-shirts, then there would not have been a more disciplined graduation in wearing uniforms in the entire gymnasium!
(Chizhova) In general, we are very kind and nice guys, and if the teachers didn’t give us a lot of lessons, and our parents took care of our stomachs on time, then we became even kinder and nicer.
(Savina) Here is just a small part of the truth about our fun and unique release!
“Newspaper boys” run out waving sheets of paper.
- Sensation! Sensation! The original will of Alfred Nobel has been found! The real will has been found! Read, read! You are here, read here! Only today and only now do our graduates award the teachers of Gymnasium No. 26. Don’t miss the presentation of the original will of Alfred Nobel.
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(From Block 1 to Block 5, the presenters are Shekhovtsova and Sarukhanyan.)
- Ladies and gentlemen!
– We are moving on to presenting Nobel Prizes to worthy representatives of the teaching staff of gymnasium No. 26. We all come from childhood! We will all forever remain children at heart! Attention to the screen!
Video “We all come from childhood.”
– The first to have the honor of opening this event was the director of Stakhanov Gymnasium No. 26, Olga Aleksandrovna Shapka, as well as the ideological inspirers of all the work in the gymnasium, deputy directors Chernykh V.P., Morozova A.D., Chernyavskaya O.A., Evtifieva I.V. ., Kotova E.A.
– The Nobel Prize is awarded to the director for the ideological inspiration of all work in the gymnasium.
– The Nobel Prize is awarded to deputy directors for their support and assistance in overcoming any difficulties.
Verse: (Sweet)
Being a school administrator is hard! There are so many things to do and worries in the morning, And sometimes my head is buzzing every minute. It’s not without reason. Make sure that the entire large training mechanism works properly... Every day we are all taken care of - This is true heroism!
Song to the tune of "Provence" Christmas tree.
A cozy office And again the teachers' council is in full swing And tomorrow the seminar And the certification will suddenly appear Put in order All the plans and magazines too This is their destiny To run the gymnasium, oh God
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– Next nomination: “Those who made the most important discovery in the field of primary education”!
– The prize is awarded to primary school teachers Larisa Trofimovna Platonova and Galina Anatolyevna Smirnova for their scientific work “Mom is not as scary as first-graders draw her”!
– Remember, if you weren’t taught how to add small amounts in elementary school...
– Then your only chance in life is to operate with big ones!
Verse: (Platonov)
Once upon a time, when we were very small, we were brought to school, our bows were white, our bouquets were blooming. And you taught awkward fingers to write, And what the Motherland is, You and I felt
Song to the tune of “Oh God, what a man” by Natalie.
We burst into your life unexpectedly, changing your reality. We sat down at our desks and took books and studied without a break. You were there for four years. We taught you about the sun and nature. You taught numbers and letters. Your lessons cannot be erased by the years...
Chorus.
Oh God, what a teacher, Philosopher and even thinker Let everything be “excellent” And a decent amount of money (2 times)
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– We continue our ceremony. Awarded the Nobel Prize from the Queen of Physics and Mathematics.
– The winners are: Kovaleva Olga Fedorovna, Polupan Oksana Vladimirovna, Logacheva Natalya Ivanovna and Ivanova Irina Aleksandrovna
Verse (Slivina)
Our dear teachers! How you suffered with us, driving into our heads our dense Theorems and their proof, Equations and their solutions, Expressions and their simplifications
– Please accept this musical gift as a congratulation from the entire class.
To the tune of Vera Brezhnev's song "Love will save the world."
- The notebook in which I write cannot be given to me while there is no DZ in it!
To know not in dreams, but in reality what an atom is like, to share it with you!.. Physics was almost a terrible nightmare for us! But, nevertheless, those lessons are not lost in vain! Chorus: I know one thing, one thing that will save us - That our teacher will not find a spur for us! - We took the integral, We calculated the area, We tried to understand everything!.. The notebook in which I write, I can’t give it to you, While there is something to roll up!
Computer science was almost a terrible nightmare! But, nevertheless, those lessons are not lost in vain! Chorus.
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– For their outstanding contribution to the development of natural sciences, chemistry teacher SG No. 26 Ekaterina Antonovna Pertseva, geography teacher Alexandra Ivanovna Demchuk and biology teacher Vera Pavlovna Chernykh are awarded the Nobel Prize.
- All our lives we will remember how, with a faint smile, you returned to us a notebook where there was no mistake, How upset you were when, although rarely, you had to give a bad mark
Song based on Kirkorov's "My Bunny".
You are our pestle, we are the stamens, You are our microbe, we are the specks. You are photosynthesis, we are plants, You are our bush, we are roots, You are hydrogen, I am your atom You are an electron, we are all nuclei You are OH group, we are the foundations A new element has been discovered with you You are an area, we are the planet You are all four directions of the world You are our Eurasia, we are Europe Know geography better than hip-hop
Chorus: We don't sleep well at night, we cram biology, Because we want to be liked! We don’t sleep well at night, we cram geography, Because we want to go to Rome with you. We don’t sleep at all, because we cram chemistry. Because we really need paraffin in life.
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– And also, the Nobel Prize is awarded for scrupulous work with history and legal documents, Olga Aleksandrovna Tarasyuk and Yulia Nikolaevna Didenko.
Verse: (Sopunov)
You have been around for many years and shared everything you knew! Thank you for the light of knowledge, For childhood fairy tales with miracles
(to the melody of the song from the film “The Diamond Arm”)
- You whispered scientific words about the city of stone, And books with terrible questions led us through the fog.
I didn’t know how to love history so fieryly, ardently. In my soul, you carelessly awakened the volcano. Chorus: Show, tell, What happened a century before us. Show us, tell us what is happening here now. - We taught complex laws Codes, rules, And we crammed constitutions To please you We fell in love with the law Fiery, ardently In my soul, carelessly you Awakened the law Chorus.
- Dear guests! A musical gift for you - a number from the Center for Children and Youth Creativity! Meet!!!
Dance.
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(From Block 6 to Block 9, Bezkorovaynaya and Solodkaya are leading.)
– So, now from this stage the names of those who most carefully fulfilled their duty in expanding the base of modernization of the social and humanitarian sphere will be heard.
– The award was earned by the teacher of Ukrainian language and literature Akimova Oksana Stanislavovna, teacher of foreign literature Marchenko Raisa Alekseevna and teacher of the Russian language
Tkachik Oksana Vasilievna.
Verse: (Seven)
You are a teacher with a capital letter, With a young and beautiful soul! How many long years, how many winters do you give your soul to the young?
Song based on Borisenko's "Star Coast".
Chorus: Find 5 differences in our essays, It doesn’t matter that they are almost similar. We tried, we wrote them from the Internet, where they are always the same. There is no culture among people without knowledge of the basics of literature, And, if you want, if you want to know the world, You will have to read the classics. Philology teachers taught us how to write correctly, And even though our knees were shaking near the blackboard, We managed to say a couple of phrases
Chorus: Find 5 differences in our essays, It doesn’t matter that they are almost similar. We tried, we wrote them from the Internet, where they are always the same. Find our 5 differences in our tests. It doesn’t matter that they are almost similar. After all, even if we were imprisoned one by one, we could always discuss everything together.
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– Another list of winners, now from the nomination “Creators of the most outstanding works of physical culture and aesthetic worldview”
– Physical education teacher Elena Aleksandrovna Dyadchenko and teacher of the “Defense of the Fatherland” course Vladimir Vladimirovich Gladky are awarded for developing the project “Oh, sports, I love you, but with a strange love”
Poetry
1. (Nikolaev)
The teacher's whistle blew, it's time to line up three
The command sounds to pay off and start warming up. And you won’t run away anywhere!
2. (Gubar)
Dreams, dreams, but everyday life is evil, Where can we escape from fate? How can we fit into the standards And with DPYU and physical education remain forever on YOU!
Song “Everything for you” S. Mikhailov.
We have only you in our destiny. Our dear physical teachers. Lightning, swearing, kulesh, And hurry up to do push-ups, Either for joy or for misfortune. You know that I will go through the whole cross-country course (2 times)
Chorus: Let's go on a hike, We'll win a medal, And we'll all show off our athletic figures (2 times) For all this, We'll thank you. You protected us all from mistakes, Well, now we're close friends with sports, Together we
- Dear guests! We bring to your attention the number “Fun Aerobics” performed by students of Stakhanov Gymnasium No. 26! Meet!!!
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– The creative team of teachers of English and German became the best of those who made the most important improvement in the field of studying English and German;
– The Nobel Prize is awarded to the most talented, patient and unsurpassed!
– Here are their names: Shemeleva Tatyana Ivanovna and Ladygina Daria Evgenievna
– Please accept a song dedicated to you from all the graduates as a congratulation
(Based on the song “I am not the boy next door”).
You taught us the language And now we will say “Merci side” Thank you and Danke schon These languages are like a chameleon And now we know everything cool And now you will hear everything
Chorus I am not the girl next door I don't belong like I did before
Let's say “libe dikh” we will recognize them These languages...How simple they are Oh. I can't go back there anymore Comes I'm not the girl next door
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– Aesthetic development is something everyone needs. Art and vocal lessons are very important
“That’s why this is a large-scale operation called “The Moral Health of the Nation.”
– It is led by: Ivashchenko Nadezhda Vladimirovna, Rydygina Tatyana Ivanovna, Kvitko Oleg Vladimirovich, Ageikina Svetlana Vitalievna, Zhalkovskaya Svetlana Anatolyevna,
Besedina Lyudmila Alexandrovna.
Song to the tune of Roots “You will recognize her.”
- You will recognize her.
You will recognize him. You will recognize her... She can sing beautifully to you In us she will open the harmony of a gentle sound Embroidery was not flour And a screwdriver can be used to tighten a bolt Chorus: You will recognize them all from 1000 By their hands, voices and creativity Because their image is carved With gratitude in all issues - She can show you an interesting story about Edvard Munch An elegantly tailored bag will help us tell you about yourself Chorus.
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(From Block 10 to Block 12, the presenters are Slivina and Savchenko.)
– On this wonderful evening, we would also like to remember those who helped us understand the sources of our worldview, those who brought a lot of color, sunny moments and good mood into our lives.
– The Nobel Prize is awarded to the empress of the book kingdom Elena Ivanovna Savenko for the creation of a modern information center
– And also, the Nobel Prize is awarded to the talented teacher-organizer Yulia Vasilievna Gritsaenko for her ability to organize everything in a timely and concise manner
Verse: (Kondratiev)
- It’s not an easy woman’s lot: Every day is like a battle for you, But you remain yourself at school, And at home, and everywhere! We wish you cheerfulness and good spirits! And may all your dreams come true! For your necessary, noble work, Accept gratitude, the Nobel Prize and flowers!
Song to the tune of “I’ll give you a bride price for you.”
They are wonderful to everyone, and modest and beautiful What is this, there is no sleep, no peace I want to read books and I want to write scripts At school they help everyone and everyone in the classes knows them
Chorus We are always a mountain for you In hot summer and winter Yul Vasilna Gritsaenko Elena Ivanovna Savenko (2 times)
– And now words of gratitude and the presentation of the Nobel Prize for the excellent feeding of 11th graders are heard for the canteen workers
Verse: (Kosharnaya)
In the cafeteria we drank fifty milk from the school tank! The parents are very happy - After all, it’s almost like a river! We ate thousands of buns, And how many different sweets... We are grateful to our cooks, They fed us all so deliciously!
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Poems (Sarukhanyan)
There are those in the hall who are endlessly dear, If they weren’t there, we wouldn’t be standing here. Who helps with advice and hope. You are always there - and today you are with us. Parents is a native word, For us there is no closer mother, father, Let your eyes give us joy, And sadness disappear from your face.
– From all graduates, almost adults, almost independent, but still little children, gratitude is expressed for the fact that your shoulder, your support has always been there
– For the fact that wherever we are, we always feel your parental warmth, across kilometers, countries, years, centuries
Song to the tune of "Antique Clock".
- My parents, thank you for your warmth, and strength, and patience We were kids And we grew up quickly And now it’s our graduation evening When we all leave The sadness will come The moment will come When we leave the house But despite the pain And despite the tears We We will remember the warmth of your hands.
Chorus Life cannot be turned back, And time cannot be stopped for a moment. Even though the night is endless and my home is lonely, I love you, my parents. - Thank you for everything For my life For helping us to be born For affection, warmth For raising Thank you and low bow to you Chorus.
– The floor for congratulations to the graduates on behalf of the parents goes to Ellada Ferdinandovna Sarukhanyan!
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– The Nobel Prize is awarded to our beloved class teacher Vera Pavlovna Chernykh. But we also cannot forget our other school mother - Olga Alexandrovna Tarasyuk.
“They were the ones who sincerely believed in us and hoped that something good would come of us. And now it has happened. This moment has come. We have become graduates!
(Shekhovtsova): Our dear, beloved Vera Pavlovna and Olga Aleksandrovna, thank you for your faith in the graduates. And we tell you from the bottom of our hearts, we like everything about you, namely:
Song to the tune of Gradusa “I Like You”.
- We like it when you walk around the class strictly, You put things in order, We like it when you call your parents - It doesn’t matter whether it’s day or night - we like it!
We love it when we prepare performances with you, because without a doubt, we really need them! We like that every time I collected the diaries, I gave grades for everything. But we... Chorus: I don’t care if we get sick, We will still be able to please you, And we don’t need anyone, damn it, If only you walked sternly next to us, We were never bored with you! We will even open a planet in your honor, and while you are dreaming about it, we will have time to successfully solve five problems - We like to meet you during breaks, And you don’t even think about changing, We like that we can swear for a maximum of five minutes, And only two - to be offended, We like it when you reproach for your uniform, And you grumble about absenteeism, we like that. You and I like to visit the head teacher, Hoping for a moment of luck. But to us.
Scene No. 6 – Musical sketch 11 “R”
Presenter : Dear guys, we are in a hurry to surprise you! Another class graduates today! Which one do you think?
Are there answers from the audience : A, B, C, D and D?
Presenter : You almost guessed it, grade 11 “R” is leaving us today! Meet 11 “R” - parents in our musical sketch!
The melody from the song “School, I miss you” plays. The first to enter is a mother in a school uniform with bows on her head and lays out notebooks on the chairs. The excellent student takes a chair in the first row.
To the song “When We Were Young,” a couple in love enters into an embrace—the graduate’s mom and dad. They sit next to each other in the second row and take up their notebooks.
Two fashionista moms in skinny jeans and heels are shown on stage. “On the Louboutins” plays, they take selfies and chew gum. A man from the second row looks at them, but his lover pulls his ear. The girlfriends occupy the third row.
The next one to come out is the bully dad with his cap askew. The song “Three Words” plays. He tugs on one fashionista's pigtail, high-fives a friend, and heads back to the back to take the fifth row alone.
The music changes to "What a Wonderful Day." Dad comes skipping in with glasses and a shirt buttoned to the last button. Flowers in hand, the botanist hurries to take an empty seat in the front row. Hooligan and fashionistas giggle.
The mother-teacher enters to the trill of the school bell. Suddenly a line from the chorus of the song “Tsunami” sounds.
Mom and Dad run under her with balls; these are friends-athletes. They occupy the empty fourth row and take up their notebooks. A bully throws papers, a botanist gives flowers to the teacher, the kids study to the song “They Learn at School.”
After the lesson, they get up and dance, stretch their arms to the funny children's song “We wrote, we wrote, our fingers are tired.” Only the bully doesn't stand up.
The composition “I want” by the group Gradusy is turned on. At the first lines, the bully throws out the notebook.
The music changes to a chorus with the words “There is only smoke in my head...”, the couple in the second row begins to hug.
The teacher scolds the children and addresses the nerd with words from the chorus “Sometimes” by the group VIA Slivki. He stands up and sings along to the familiar “Twice two is four.” Other students join him, and a friendly choir sounds. The audience applauds.
The bully suddenly raises his hand. “Vitya needs to go out” is playing. The teacher is unhappy, but allows him to leave the class. The music changes to "I'm Free." A bully with a backpack leaves the stage and waves goodbye to his classmates.
The guys start stamping their feet and demanding a break to the song “Changes” by Viktor Tsoi. The rescue bell sounds. The athletes get up and run away together under the famous “They won’t catch us.” The couple gets together and leaves the stage in an embrace. While they are leaving, the song “Do you love me?” plays. The man actively nods at the word “Aha.”
Then the fashionistas leave the class, walking from the hip, as the track “On Style” plays. The last to leave are the excellent student and the nerd, to the very first melody of “School, I miss you.”
The teacher is left alone and sighs. The song “The Ice Is Melting Between Us” comes on and she starts dancing. Students return to class and join the teacher.
A real flash mob begins, everyone dances. The audience applauds loudly!
