Original speech when presenting objects
The newlyweds are mostly given money for the celebration. Traditionally, they are placed in an envelope and given to the newlyweds during a congratulatory speech.
One option is to leave it the traditional way. To do this, you will need to purchase an envelope and invest money in it. Items will be offered as an additional gift.
Edible items
The supplement to speech will be food. It could be fruits or vegetables. They are used with great pleasure as an additional surprise. In this case, a congratulation will be obligatory, stating what and why is being given to the young spouses.
I give you guys a tomato. May you not know the word discord in life. And this is no joke. Such jokes happen to people. Please also accept a cucumber from us, May the groom become a father soon.
We wish happiness to the young and provide them with gifts. Here, take some potatoes, Let there be more money in life. Don’t forget the jam, your soul feels warm from the sweet treat. Corn in addition, so that you can have a dacha by the sea. And we will give you a salad, so that your life will be full of blat. Young people, have fun, and share with everyone.
I would like to give you a chocolate, It will help make life smoother. And of course, here’s meat for you, And what about a man without kvass? Drink, eat, help yourself, and don’t say goodbye to your friends. Have fun until the morning, You have plenty of food.
Inedible items
Inedible items most often include children's clothing and household items. These can be diapers, pacifiers and onesies.
Example of a congratulatory speech:
Guys, please accept our heartfelt congratulations on your marriage. Married life will change you and that's for sure. You can immediately forget about everything that happened before. Now the wife must put on a robe, and the husband must wear tights.
Don't forget about curlers, and a man gets beer cans. This is, unfortunately, what a typical Russian family is like. Well, we will destroy stereotypes. Let's give the beautiful wife an elegant peignoir, and the husband a nice sports suit.
Never forget that you are a young and full of energy married couple. Love each other and always leave room in your life for romance.
From married couples
Congratulator 1 (addressing the groom): I’ll tell you a secret: Family life is difficult, But you can settle in, The food is very tasty. They also iron your things, clean up after you, and suddenly help you with advice, They are always waiting for you to come home. And the wife is beautiful, amazing, smart, everything is not so bad in marriage, in general, for me personally! And today I hasten to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, To give you as a souvenir That which gives light in the night! What warms the soul, What saves in the cold, Without which it is sometimes so empty, What you always want! (Bottle of beer) Congratulatory person 2: I came to you today, I was in a hurry, I was getting ready, I was thinking about the gift, And I had a fight with my wife. In general, I am now giving you a beautiful cabbage, So that there is prosperity in the house, So that it is not empty! (Gives a head of cabbage) And I also picked an incomparable cucumber from the garden, So that the groom would not let him down And he would always be a good man! (Gives a large cucumber) Congratulatory person 3 (woman): There is a gift for the bride. I can tell you from experience: Believe me, it’s not sweet without it, I can’t sleep all night without it. (Earplugs) And as a gift I have prepared some advice for you: If your husband showed up late And turned on the lights everywhere... Go out very carefully, Don’t swear, don’t shout, Just refresh your memory, When you have to go home! (Rolling pin) Congratulatory 4: Family life is amazing, I’ll tell you, friends, without melting, The shirt has become too small for me very quickly. My trousers have become too small, I’ve changed half my wardrobe, my wife knows how to cook, and I no longer have the strength to eat. I won’t offend her, believe me, I’ll eat everything down to the crumbs, every drop, Yesterday there were chebureks Such that I brag about everything... And for you to always be in shape, I advise you to move, So that your weight is always normal, A gift to you from me! (Oatmeal. Glue a piece of paper on a bag of cereal: “Gives a charge of vigor and strength” or “For the shape of the whole family”) Congratulatory 1: And we’ve also prepared some tips for you, friends, we’ll read them to you now quickly, Otherwise it’s time for us to have a drink! Congratulatory person 2: If you need to get ready and go to a holiday, try a little, put on clean socks! Give your wife a compliment, don’t forget to comb your hair, iron your shirt, and something for your wife! Congratulatory person 3: If your husband comes home from work, Yes, in no mood, Open a can of beer, So, for inspiration. Make him some borscht, and some more meat, and go for a longer walk with your mother. Kiss your husband before bed with inspiration, All problems, as if by hand, will disappear instantly! Congratulatory 4: If mom suddenly arrives, We need to get ready, iron everything out, clean everything, It’s important not to quarrel. It is important to prepare together, You need to clean the whole house, So that before your mother arrives, you will shine smartly! And then, when he leaves, You can live as before, You don’t even have to try, You can wear sweatpants at home! Those congratulating them bow and leave. It is important to play up each congratulation to make it more interesting. Gift options may be different at your discretion.
Comic congratulations and poems
Poems are often accompanied by the presentation of funny gifts. They are only symbolic. Therefore, there is no need to give something large. Although for parents this will be an excellent opportunity to give keys rather than money.
They can be from a car or from an apartment. It all depends on the financial capabilities of the family. The rest of the guests can give small souvenirs that will beautifully fit into the text of the congratulatory speech.
I give you young people a pot, And it’s not simple, but it’s magical. The woman will cook it, saying warm words. Be sure to remember love when you cook porridge. After all, this is the most sacred feeling on earth, but how could it be otherwise? And we will give the young husband a hammer so that he can hammer in nails.
Interesting wishes with the presentation of money
If, nevertheless, you have decided that you will give money to a young married couple, then it is also worth considering in which way it is best to give it. You can do this in an original and effective way.
For example, order a beautiful bouquet of flowers. To do this, you will need to find a professional who can carefully construct a real masterpiece from paper banknotes.
If you can’t find a specialist, then do it yourself. It won't be difficult to invent roses. To do this, buy rubber bands for money and roll up the currency. If you are afraid of damaging the banknotes, then you can use a comic banknote. And give real banknotes separately in an envelope.
Do not forget to warn the bride and groom that you are giving fake money or, on the contrary, real money. Then they will handle them more carefully, for fear of damaging them.
"Gypsies"
If you decide to take this humorous scenario for congratulations, you need to prepare in advance. Firstly, warn the presenters/toastmaster so that they make an introduction to the act, secondly, pack all comic gifts in a large bag, thirdly, take care of costumes and musical accompaniment. Characters: two gypsies, gypsies. The host can start like this: According to tradition, there is no wedding without a fight, but without gypsies it is not a wedding. Of course, we don’t need a fight, but the gypsies are a different matter. (Gypsy music turns on and guests in disguise appear in the hall) Gypsy 1: - (Addressing the bride) Hey beauty, gild your pen, and I’ll tell you fortune for it! I’ll tell you the whole truth, what happened, what will happen, where and when you will meet your betrothed! Gypsy 2: - Just calm down! Don't you see, that's how she met him! There, standing in a white dress, smiling, a wedding ring on her finger and a floor-length veil. That's not what you're talking about, let's talk about children, about happiness, then maybe we'll get gold. Gypsy 1: “Beauty, I mixed up something there, I already have a betrothed, I’m tired from the road.” Give me a pen, I’ll tell you who will be born! (The bride extends her hand. The gypsy woman tells fortunes) Gypsy 1: - Oh, beauty, I see, I see, there will be a new addition to your family! Gypsy 2: - Oh, yes, I see it too! There is a rounding along the line, which means pregnancy! Gypsy 1: - Now gold the pen, beauty, I honestly told you fortune! Gypsy 2: - Just wait! You didn’t say who would be born! Gypsy 1: - Like who! It is obvious! Child! And let the ultrasound determine the gender! (A gypsy enters the hall) Gypsy: - Hey, you two! The events have been mixed up again! You should amuse your guests, dance, sing! And these (points to the young people) should give gifts! Why should I carry your bag for you? Gypsy 2: “I told you, we’re going to a wedding, not a corporate party!” Gypsy 1: - Oh yes no! And I’m wondering why everyone is so beautiful and sober! Gypsy: - Enough! Enough! Come on, dance quickly! (Claps his hands. The music begins, the gypsies dance. Dance time is up to 1 minute) Gypsy 2: Champagne flows like a river here, The guitar string strums, We wish the family prosperity, And may the soul always sing! (Takes a karaoke disc out of the bag) Gypsy 1: I wish you a cheerful life, May your house be full of gold, May your pockets be full of happiness, So let’s decide on that! (Takes out several chocolate coins from the bag) Gypsy: And from myself I will give, What is so necessary in everyday life, What the world brings in an instant, What is so practical and beautiful! (Takes out a rolling pin tied with a bow from the bag) Gypsy 2: Well, how can you not give to your family, Cleanliness, a smile, happiness, I will now bring you as a gift, Something that will save you from bad weather! (Takes a bath broom out of the bag) Gypsy 1: We congratulated you! It's time! Our horses are already tired of waiting, My last gift to you, So that the children will start quickly! (Takes out a rubber “product number one” with a large hole from the bag) Music plays, the gypsies leave the hall.
Cool words with the presentation of useful little things
Very often you want the gifts that newlyweds receive for their wedding to be not only cool and original, but also useful . In this case, it is worth deciding in advance on a list of such things. Think about what the young spouses would most like to receive.
It can be:
- Pan.
- Food (non-perishable).
- Hammer.
- Nails.
- Baby care items.
- Baby clothes.
- Stroller.
- Crib.
- Salt.
- Sugar.
- Spices.
- Kitchenware.
- Dishes.
- Vase.
- Umbrella.
- Painting.
- Mirror.
All these items can very easily be included in the congratulation itself and presented to the spouses. For example, say that if it rains, then the young people should stick together all their lives, as if they were under the same umbrella. After these words, you can immediately present a gift that you have prepared in advance.
It is extremely important to first show it not only to the newlyweds, but also to the guests. Such congratulatory speeches are listened to and watched with curiosity by absolutely every guest. Therefore, make sure that everything is clear and understandable in what you say and then hand over.
Original comic congratulations on the wedding with the presentation of cool gifts
Congratulatory 1: Not all the gifts were presented, We were able to hide them a little, Now, of course, we will hand them over, And the first one will be a spoon for you!
(Takes out a large wooden spoon)
Congratulatory person 1: I’ll tell you about the gift, It’s practical in everyday life, in the kitchen, It’s not replaceable in the household, Yes, in principle, just like in personal life!
(Hits his hand with a spoon)
Congratulations 2: Congratulations to you once again, Now I will say from the bottom of my heart, Let there be a strong family, May you live in love and together!
Congratulatory 2: And I give this to you now, So that they stick to each other, So that your light doesn’t go out, Or maybe glue the dishes together!
From women
Congratulatory 1: Today miracles happened, Today you got married, So that you can live in harmony, Congratulations are heard everywhere! And there is a gift for you, a super gift, just classy, my husband will be grateful to me for it, I care about you dear! (Gives a cookbook) Congratulatory 2: I thought for a long time, wondered, To give something like this, To be a keepsake for you, To make life easier! And yet, I bought everything for you, everything for the family, so that you are healthy, so that you don’t get sick! (Jar of raspberry jam or honey) Congratulatory 3: I will be more practical in choosing a gift, I will give you now, Something that will be hot! (A pack of tea) Congratulatory 3: And also for the groom, Everything is right according to the latest fashion, So that you are always stylish, In any weather! (Men's socks with sewn bows or flowers) Congratulatory 4: I bought for the bride, What she needs most, Preserved her beauty, Life will become easier for her! (Set of children's cosmetics) Congratulatory 4: And you also have a gift, Brightness, passion - everything about it, I wish you wit, May everything be fine! (Bundle of red peppers) Congratulators read together: We wish you today, Joy and warm days, May love always reign, May life be more fun. So that there is only good in the house, So that we are together forever, We wish you only happiness, Patience for you, Hurray for you!
The presenter must be warned in advance about this comic option. Characters: Leshy and Baba Yaga. The presenter can start like this: What miracles don’t happen at weddings, But this is the first time I’ve seen this, Insidious heroes, very evil, have flown to you from the forest. Or like this: Friends, a small correction in our event. It turns out that our newlyweds are friends with Leshiy and Baba Yaga, who kindly came to congratulate them on such a significant holiday. Leshy and Baba Yaga appear in the hall. Baba Yaga: - Look, what a holiday! How elegant, beautiful and interesting everyone is! Leshy: - Hey, old lady, were we really invited? Baba Yaga: — Probably the invitation got lost in the mail. But I couldn’t help but congratulate my granddaughter! Look, I brought gifts for her, and for the betrothed, the costumed groom, and the groom! Leshy: - Why did you drag me along? I slept in my swamp and didn’t bother anyone! Baba Yaga: - You forgot Leshunya. So this is your maternal nephew through the fifth generation! In general, let's congratulate! Leshy: “For some reason I wasn’t prepared, I didn’t bring enough gifts.” Eh, come on! Was not! Baba Yaga: Beautiful granddaughter, long braid, Brought you a gift, Look, keep it, Hubby you make soup, take it, cook it! This herb is what you need, This weed is top class, The most powerful, the strongest, Natural disiac! (Takes out a jar of dried parsley) Leshy: And I’ll give you a Panacea for blood, I caught it in the swamp, You take care of them! Only in the rarest cases, Open this jar, And apply it to the wound, Forget about all the troubles! (Gives a jar of “leeches.” You can put chewing worms instead) Baba Yaga: Here’s another gift for you, I spent a long time spinning it, collecting cobwebs, and sat until dark! But, granddaughter, you will be fashionable, don’t take it off, wear it, or better yet, tie it on your back with a knot! (Gives an old, shabby down scarf) Leshy: And for your beauty, For comfort and warmth, I’ll give you a gift, What a fashionista, no matter where! (Old fur coat or hat) Baba Yaga: Well, this is for the family, A useful thing, I don’t argue, Marriage will help you save, And your figure too soon! (Lock on the refrigerator) Leshy: In general, it’s time for us, Come visit, or something, Happiness, joy of goodness, Accept our congratulations! (Deleted. You can then make a toast to fun or humor) Gifts may be different, it all depends on imagination and originality. Remember about the musical accompaniment and the fact that the images need to be played out!
