Table game package. Comic package for a woman's anniversary

Gifting a gift to the birthday girl can not only be solemn, it can also be used as a playful or entertaining moment. For example, any holiday is greatly enlivened by various congratulations from guests with a scattering of humorous or useful, but presented with a humorous twist, gifts and little things. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her gathered guests, especially since you can come up with “gifts” for her specific habits, passions or profession.

Sometimes such congratulations with gifts are rather frivolous in nature, but since they are given by very close people, this does not embarrass anyone, but, on the contrary, amuses and gives pleasure. If congratulations with gifts are arranged by colleagues, then the tone is usually more restrained, and the gifts themselves are more practical and stylish.

Here are funny congratulations - happy anniversary gifts for women

various authors (thanks to them for the ideas!), which, if suitable, can be used in full or take them as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.

Papa is a sleeping bear

Number of players: two (dad and baby) Additional: no Does the baby want to play? Does daddy want to lie down? Let's combine these two pleasures. One day, the big bear and the little bear cub fell asleep together, and the big bear accidentally pressed the little one. The little one woke up and decided to crawl out from under the big one quietly, so as not to wake him up. We will tell this story to the baby and ask him to lie on his tummy on the carpet. Now, carefully, relaxed, like on the beach, lie across, slightly pressing the child to the floor. And “sleep.” Let the “little bear” crawl out from under you, sniffling, groaning and giggling. Relieve the pressure, if it is difficult for him, let the task be feasible for him. The result: fun play and physical exercise for the child and a pleasant rest for dad.

Number of players: any Additional: no The next driver leaves the room for about five minutes. In the meantime, we'll talk about him a little. You already guess that we are talking about the ancient game of “rumor” by our grandparents. It usually began with a traditional saying: “I was at the ball, I heard a rumor about you; one says that you..." and so on. The content of the rumor most often consisted of simple compliments expressed by the players to the one who was driving. And then he was asked the question: who made such and such a judgment about you?

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Orlyanka - a game for children

Number of players: any Additional: coin This is an ancient game of chance, common in many countries. The meaning of the game is as follows: they throw a coin of any denomination and the one who guesses which side it lands on wins it. Since the probability of getting one of the two options is the same, a similar method is sometimes used when you need to make a decision. For example, before the start of a football match, the referee flips a coin and thus determines which half of the field one or another team will start the game on.

Bag - a game for children

Number of players: any Additional: an old bag, various small items If the child is capricious and does not want to calm down, then you can use a pre-prepared “bag” to distract his attention. We take some old bag and fill it with items that are safe for the child, but are of interest and that she has not seen before. We look for them in the closets. Well, what could it be? Various jars of cream, tubes, powder compacts, old watches, bracelets, toothbrushes, some clips, key rings, keys, wallets, etc. We put all this in the bag.

Competitions and skits for the anniversary!

Musical accompaniment is a minus of Vladimir Vysotsky’s song “Dialogue at the TV.”
Zina: Oh, Van, the tables are set. Probably a holiday or a ball. Look, the bottles are not covered, and no one invited you and me.

Vanya: Where to lay it for me, Zin, it doesn’t matter. And look here, ordinary people. Of course, Zin, they are not drunkards. But there is a reason. So, who doesn't drink?!

Zina: Look, a snack, a herring, a salad and a delicious sandwich. And you and I are all on the same page. Well, look, people live!

Vanya: They have a different diet, Zin. Work feeds people. And life with you is nothing but suffering. You'll end up with your grub. But soon, Zin, we will live - we will buy a cow, a new house. We'll borrow a million from them, we won't drink the tea.

Zina: Oh, look - the man is stocky! I can’t take my eyes off, Look, Van, he’s got a little face. Mine winked now.

Vanya: You, Zinka, don’t stick your eyes out

On these well-fed men! And don’t shake your breasts, Zinka! And I’ll give it to you, and that’s how it was.

Zina: Oh, Van, look what a woman she is.

I'm sticking out of my jacket. Everyone's outfits are foreign. I, Van, want the same.

Vanya: She is a housewife, Zin, an excellent one, she understands what’s what in life. He wears foreign outfits, so that they fit exactly on the shoulder.

Zina: It’s probably in vain that we, Van, stuck in our way. They don't pour it for us. The breath has already stifled in the goiter. Aren’t you ashamed, people?

Vanya: I, Zin, even though I have a hangover today, And the beater takes me. I have, Zina, patience. And I remember what happens next.

First, let's congratulate the birthday girl. They will understand that we are friends. What's the point of drinking for free? I'm not a pig.

Zina: Let's give at least a gift that we found in the trash heap. It's a pity you lost your tie somewhere. At least comb your mane!

Vanya: What don’t you like about the mane? Tea cut in the latest fashion. I heard that vodka is famous here, And I’ll sail away like a brig.

Zina: Yeah, I've already swam far away. Come on, get the gift!

Vanya: No, Zina, I am a powerful person! Don't let us drink until we have a drink!

Together: Please accept our congratulations. We will call you friends! You are the best here without a doubt, Have fun, motherfucker!

And our toast is short and simple - Always hold your tail with a carrot! Not just like that, not for the sake of ringing. After all, today is a holiday, motherfucker!

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Zina: Oh, Van, look what girls came to _____’s anniversary! How elegant they all are. Well, damn it, at least fall or dance!

Vanya: Yes, come on, Zin, what kind of girls? All the old women are sitting. They've plastered themselves, plastered themselves, they want to look younger.

Zina: Oh, Van got bottles, brought all kinds of snacks, They gathered here to celebrate, but we sat there hungry. But, by God, Van, we don’t have any food, but look here! Vanya: Maybe they won’t eat everything, maybe they’ll give it to us. Zina: Oh, Van, look where we ended up! What a table there is, how many dishes... Wine and vodka are poured, and different songs are sung! Vanya: You, Zin, behave yourself! And don’t open your mouth too much! They eat in plates, everything is decent. Don't compare yourself to them! Zina: Oh, Van, look how beautiful she is! Now, by God, I’ll scream! I really like her outfit. Damn, I want the same thing! Vanya: You, Zin, are running into rudeness! You're trying to offend me. You dress great. And like a princess, you stand here. Zina: Oh, Van, consciousness will soon end from these smells, from these dishes. Well, won't they guess? And they won’t pour us a glass each? Vanya: Everyone eats, sings, and walks here. Let's sing with you too. Everyone here celebrates the anniversary. And we'll drink for free!!!

Oh my God, what a man!

Roles: Cologne, tie, Rolex, foreign car. Participants: 4 girls.

Presenter: We ask our birthday boy, a real man, to come on stage! Who knows what makes a real man stand out?

A real man just needs to smell sweet! Cologne, go out! Let's create a halo of fragrance around our man... It would be nice for a man in this situation to have a stylish tie! Be a tie, hang around your neck... The portrait is good. But the gold watch on my hand is missing! Rolex watches, we are waiting for you! To complete the portrait, a real man needs a car! Foreign car, stand next to him, let him lean on you like a master!

Now look... Here is proof that this is a real man! There are so many beautiful ladies hovering around him: one does not let go of his hand (Watch), the other bewitches him with her charms (Cologne), and the rest just hang on him!

Isn't this proof that our hero of the day is a real man?